The PHS
Cloud and Tifa Strife sat in their quiet little home in Nibleheim. It had been three years since the defeat of Sephiroth and they had married soon after. They hadn't spoken with the others much since. Cloud said to Tifa, "You know, we should contact the others."
Tifa tossed him the PHS, "Your call." Cloud dialed the number to Cid's PHS. Cid answered "WASSUP!!!"
"WASSUP!!!!!!!!" Cloud cried back.
"WASSUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cid screamed.
"Wha' ya' doin'?"
"Watchin' the game, havin' some tea."
"Cool."
"Yo Shera pick up the phone!"
"WASSUP!!!!!!!!!!"
"WASSUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WASSUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tifa picked up the PHS.
"WASSUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Wait I gotta call," said Cloud
Cloud switched lines.
"WASSUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WASSUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!," Barret yelled.
"Wait a sec'" said Cloud
He switched lines.
"WAAAASSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WASSUP!!!!!!!!!!" cried Aeris.
"Aeris? You're dead."
"The lifestream gives everyone one call a month."
"Well, why didn't you call me before?!?!?!!?!"
"I called my mom."
"You Bitch!!"
Cloud hung up.
The PHS rang again.
"WASSUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WASSUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Vincent.
"Wait, hang on a sec'"
Cloud switched lines again.
"WASSUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(lets see, who'd I forget?)
"WASSUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Red
"Okay bye,"
"Bye."
Yeah I left out Yuffie and Cait Sith. I didn't want to write them in. "WASSUP!!!!!!" belongs to Budweiser. Damn It was my first fic so shut the fuck up bout it sucking. K', bye.