Why Me?
Once in a while my mom, Chi-Chi, will be so pissed off that she will take it out on the first person she sees. Apparently enough, it was me. Here I was on my laptop talking to Videl online when my mom came in. She started yelling at me to get off cause it's riding up the phone bill. How can it? It's $15 a month, use the Internet or not. I don't know why but she's becoming a major pain in my ass.
Ever since my father died my mother has been lonely. She would usually mourn over him at night and cry on her pillow. I tried to talk to her about it, but she says it's just a phase. Of course, I said ' oh' and went back to my room. One day, she stopped mourning and was on her feet. I didn't know why but everyone else did, even Goten.
She's been talking on the phone, like, forever and she hasn't been around much often. I'm stuck babysitting Goten while she's out all night. She came home around three a couple of times and here I am worried off my ass. One day she finally told me what was going on and I almost freaked.
She had a boyfriend named Joe. I thought she loved my father and cared for him so much. I guess I was just lying to myself saying that one day my dad will come back. Oh was I wrong. When I even mention the word " Dad," she would say: " He's dead so I moved on. You should do the same Gohan. Goku wouldn't want to see you so depressed all the time."
I wasn't even depressed. Sure I missed my father and I did move on. Lately she would get mad and I would be her relief. She would yell at me, curse at me, even slap me. I just wanted to leave, even suicide sounded better than being with my mom. But I couldn't kill myself cause of Goten and my high hopes that one day my dad would come back. Oh, and he did.
He wasn't very happy at all. And like mom, he took it out on me. He would yell, curse and slap me! I had about enough of him and mom. I would go over to Videl's and embarrass myself in front of her. I would cry my eyes out and blame myself for everything. She would try to calm me down, but sometimes I would clutch her shirt and cry on her shoulder. She didn't mind. She let me cry and spend the night at her house at times.
One day when everybody was together at Master Roshi's, that's where my dad stayed while Mom dated " Joe," all hell broke loose. To make a long story short, Mom brought Joe, Dad got jealous and I was in the middle. Bulma took Goten and Trunks out of the room while I was stuck in the middle. I got " tell your father about the pain he caused me," and " tell your mother it was for the best!" Now, I was the center of attention. Everybody looked at me and I was speechless. They were both right, but they were both wrong. Finally, I put my foot down.
" What the fuck is wrong with you mom," I yelled at the top of my lungs. It wasn't like me to do that, but right now she was the cause of all the pain I had to deal with. I couldn't remember what I was yelling to her about, but boy did it make her cry like no tomorrow. I stormed out of the room pissed off like anything and my dad followed me. I did not want to talk, I did not want to speak, I did not want company.
I flew far, far away. I was at least flying for a couple of hours before I landed. I wanted to smash my head up on a tree till I died, but then my dad was right behind me. Apparently, he was holding my mother and carrying her while he was flying. I was not happy. I took off where I left off and yelled at both my mom and my dad. I was slowly going insane, but I kept some of myself sane, thanks to Videl.
Any way, I made both my mother and father cry and myself. The embarrassment. I made a decision that could help both my parents and myself. I told them, I never wanted to see them again and I was moving out of the house. They tried to stop me, my dad tried to fight me, but my mind was made up. I left.
I stayed with Videl for many years, got married, and had a kid. I haven't seen my parents since. Goten says that they got back together as soon as I left and they wanted me to visit. Yeah right. I made a promise and I'm not one who breaks them. I let Videl take Pan to my parents. It was her grandparents after all. Oh but the wonders of a wife.
A family reunion.
I didn't want to go but of course, I was forced. My family and the Briefs we going to all get together since they haven't seen each other in a long time. Sure I worked at Capsule Corp. and I saw Bulma all the time but I had to see my family for once. I tried to make up excuses and begged to work that day, but all in all, I had to go.
Pan thought it was funny since Videl was pulling me out the door. Pan was five at the time and of course, she imitated me. Now Videl had two. After about an hour of forcing and a ripped shirt, we somehow made to the reunion. Pan blinded me while flying and we took a wrong turn to Master Roshi's but we did make it.
When we landed, Pan went straight to Trunks and hugged his leg. Young love. I wanted to go home but Videl blackmailed me, again! Not saying how she did it this time cause that's way to personal and very embarrassing. I said hi to everyone, chatted, but I didn't even see my parents. Relief was cut short cause they were running late and they just landed. Everyone greeted them and I just hid.
Videl hated hide-and-go-seek-the-husband, but she found me and pulled me out. After many years of not seeing my folks, and now finally seeing them, I was kinda glad. My mom cut her hair short and kept it down. My dad had the same dorky hair cut and they both looked young. My lovely wife knew me and pulled me over to them.
" This is your son from long ago and here he is now," Videl said. " Talk, chat, I'm getting something to eat."
She left and I was stuck with my parents. The silence, the awkwardness, the smell of the food all drove me insane.
" Good to see you son," my father said breaking the silence. " So, we get our grandchildren after all. I've noticed that you've been busy." He nudged me in my ribs. I turned red.
" Daaaaaad," I whined. " Please, it's bad enough that Vegeta does that to me, now you."
" My son is growing up to be a man," my mother said giving me a hug. " I've missed you so much." I hugged her back. I did miss them very much. My dad put his hand on my shoulder and smiled.
" So," he began to say. " What's new?"
Once in a while my mom, Chi-Chi, will be so pissed off that she will take it out on the first person she sees. Apparently enough, it was me. Here I was on my laptop talking to Videl online when my mom came in. She started yelling at me to get off cause it's riding up the phone bill. How can it? It's $15 a month, use the Internet or not. I don't know why but she's becoming a major pain in my ass.
Ever since my father died my mother has been lonely. She would usually mourn over him at night and cry on her pillow. I tried to talk to her about it, but she says it's just a phase. Of course, I said ' oh' and went back to my room. One day, she stopped mourning and was on her feet. I didn't know why but everyone else did, even Goten.
She's been talking on the phone, like, forever and she hasn't been around much often. I'm stuck babysitting Goten while she's out all night. She came home around three a couple of times and here I am worried off my ass. One day she finally told me what was going on and I almost freaked.
She had a boyfriend named Joe. I thought she loved my father and cared for him so much. I guess I was just lying to myself saying that one day my dad will come back. Oh was I wrong. When I even mention the word " Dad," she would say: " He's dead so I moved on. You should do the same Gohan. Goku wouldn't want to see you so depressed all the time."
I wasn't even depressed. Sure I missed my father and I did move on. Lately she would get mad and I would be her relief. She would yell at me, curse at me, even slap me. I just wanted to leave, even suicide sounded better than being with my mom. But I couldn't kill myself cause of Goten and my high hopes that one day my dad would come back. Oh, and he did.
He wasn't very happy at all. And like mom, he took it out on me. He would yell, curse and slap me! I had about enough of him and mom. I would go over to Videl's and embarrass myself in front of her. I would cry my eyes out and blame myself for everything. She would try to calm me down, but sometimes I would clutch her shirt and cry on her shoulder. She didn't mind. She let me cry and spend the night at her house at times.
One day when everybody was together at Master Roshi's, that's where my dad stayed while Mom dated " Joe," all hell broke loose. To make a long story short, Mom brought Joe, Dad got jealous and I was in the middle. Bulma took Goten and Trunks out of the room while I was stuck in the middle. I got " tell your father about the pain he caused me," and " tell your mother it was for the best!" Now, I was the center of attention. Everybody looked at me and I was speechless. They were both right, but they were both wrong. Finally, I put my foot down.
" What the fuck is wrong with you mom," I yelled at the top of my lungs. It wasn't like me to do that, but right now she was the cause of all the pain I had to deal with. I couldn't remember what I was yelling to her about, but boy did it make her cry like no tomorrow. I stormed out of the room pissed off like anything and my dad followed me. I did not want to talk, I did not want to speak, I did not want company.
I flew far, far away. I was at least flying for a couple of hours before I landed. I wanted to smash my head up on a tree till I died, but then my dad was right behind me. Apparently, he was holding my mother and carrying her while he was flying. I was not happy. I took off where I left off and yelled at both my mom and my dad. I was slowly going insane, but I kept some of myself sane, thanks to Videl.
Any way, I made both my mother and father cry and myself. The embarrassment. I made a decision that could help both my parents and myself. I told them, I never wanted to see them again and I was moving out of the house. They tried to stop me, my dad tried to fight me, but my mind was made up. I left.
I stayed with Videl for many years, got married, and had a kid. I haven't seen my parents since. Goten says that they got back together as soon as I left and they wanted me to visit. Yeah right. I made a promise and I'm not one who breaks them. I let Videl take Pan to my parents. It was her grandparents after all. Oh but the wonders of a wife.
A family reunion.
I didn't want to go but of course, I was forced. My family and the Briefs we going to all get together since they haven't seen each other in a long time. Sure I worked at Capsule Corp. and I saw Bulma all the time but I had to see my family for once. I tried to make up excuses and begged to work that day, but all in all, I had to go.
Pan thought it was funny since Videl was pulling me out the door. Pan was five at the time and of course, she imitated me. Now Videl had two. After about an hour of forcing and a ripped shirt, we somehow made to the reunion. Pan blinded me while flying and we took a wrong turn to Master Roshi's but we did make it.
When we landed, Pan went straight to Trunks and hugged his leg. Young love. I wanted to go home but Videl blackmailed me, again! Not saying how she did it this time cause that's way to personal and very embarrassing. I said hi to everyone, chatted, but I didn't even see my parents. Relief was cut short cause they were running late and they just landed. Everyone greeted them and I just hid.
Videl hated hide-and-go-seek-the-husband, but she found me and pulled me out. After many years of not seeing my folks, and now finally seeing them, I was kinda glad. My mom cut her hair short and kept it down. My dad had the same dorky hair cut and they both looked young. My lovely wife knew me and pulled me over to them.
" This is your son from long ago and here he is now," Videl said. " Talk, chat, I'm getting something to eat."
She left and I was stuck with my parents. The silence, the awkwardness, the smell of the food all drove me insane.
" Good to see you son," my father said breaking the silence. " So, we get our grandchildren after all. I've noticed that you've been busy." He nudged me in my ribs. I turned red.
" Daaaaaad," I whined. " Please, it's bad enough that Vegeta does that to me, now you."
" My son is growing up to be a man," my mother said giving me a hug. " I've missed you so much." I hugged her back. I did miss them very much. My dad put his hand on my shoulder and smiled.
" So," he began to say. " What's new?"