A/N: My favorite episode of Powerpuff Girls is "Twisted Sister", so of course I had to write this. By the way, I'm not sure about where the Rowdyruff Boys live, so in my story they have a secret hideout somewhere.
"Another Brother?"
Part One
It was a beautiful spring day in the city of Townsville. There was no crime that day; it was a day to relax. But in Townsville, there were three people who weren't relaxing. Three boys called the Rowdyruff Boys.
Brick screamed out in frustration as he paced back in forth of the boys' secret hideout. "We got beat by the Powerpuff Girls again yesterday!! Why?! Why do we always lose to those brats?!" Neither of his brothers responded. Brick stomped his feet on the ground in anger. Butch laid on a ratty old couch, shooting down flies with his laser vision. Normally, Butch is always backing up what Brick says in his own twitchy manner, but since they got back to their hideout the day before, all Brick talked about was losing to the girls. Butch was starting to get sick of it. Meanwhile, Boomer sat in the corner quietly, staring out the window.
After about ten more minutes of Brick's pacing, he finally spoke up.
"We can't win because they're our equals!" he said.
Boomer and Butch stopped what they were doing and looked at him.
"But I bet if there were four of us, we'd win for sure!" Brick exclaimed. His brothers were silent for a moment.
"How are we going to get someone else?" asked Boomer.
Brick thought for a moment. "We'll create one!" he said.
Butch sat up on the couch. "Yeah, Boomer, we'll create one!" He said this as if Boomer's comment was the stupidest comment in the history of stupid comments.
"That stupid old monkey knows how we were made," said Brick. He then smiled mischievously. "Why don't we go ask him?"
The mischievous smile crossed Boomer and Butch's faces.
"Yeah, yeah, let's go ask him!" Butch exclaimed, twitching a little.
Crashing through the ceiling, Brick flew out of their hideout. Butch and Boomer followed. The boys flew at jet speed to Mojo Jojo's volcano-top lair.
Like the rest of Townsville that day, Mojo was spending his day reading a book, when suddenly, the boys crashed through the ceiling. Before he had time to react, Brick punched him.
"Hey Dad!" he said in a disrespectful, mocking tone.
"Happy to see us?" said Boomer, taking a swing at Mojo.
Butch laughed psychotically, and took a hard swing at Mojo. His punch was so hard that it threw him all the way to the other side of the room. He crashed into the wall and slid down to the floor.
Mojo sat up and rubbed his head. Straightening his brain cap, he glared at the boys. "What is the meaning of this?!" he shouted as the boys snickered. "What is your reason for barging into my lab so disrespectfully like that?!"
"We want to know how you made us!" said Brick. Boomer and Butch stood behind him with smirks on their faces. Butch was twitching.
Mojo narrowed his eyes at the boys. "That information is classified! Top secret! None of your business!" he barked.
"Well, fine then," said Brick coolly. "I guess we'll just have to beat the snot out of you until you do!!" The boys began to float towards Mojo, but Mojo held up his hand in a weary truce.
"All right, fine!" shouted Mojo. "You three were made from snips, snails, puppy dog tails, and prison toilet water!"
The boys stopped, and Brick raised his eyebrow, unsure if the old chimp was telling the truth.
"What?!" exclaimed Mojo. "It is true! That is what I made you out of! Do you think I am lying?!"
Brick glared at him. "Fine," he said. "Come on, boys, let's go." He and his brothers flew out of there.
When they got back to their hideout, Brick wasted no time dictating orders to his brothers.
"All right," said Brick. "He said we needed snips, snails, puppy dog tails, and prison toilet water." He turned to Boomer and yanked out some of his hair.
"Oww…" Boomer said, as he rubbed the spot on his head where Brick pulled his hair out.
"Okay, we have the snips," said Brick. "Now we just need snails and puppy dog tails." He looked at his brothers. "Boomer, you go get some snails! Butch, you go get a puppy dog tail!" Boomer and Butch both nodded and flew out of the hideout. Brick walked around the hideout, holding a chunk of Boomer's hair. This plan was perfect! He was such a genius, he couldn't stand it. Suddenly, Boomer flew back in.
"I couldn't find any snails," he said. "So here's some worms instead!" He held out a bunch of wiggling earthworms to Brick.
Brick gave his brother an annoyed look, but took the earthworms from Boomer. Then Butch flew back in.
"I couldn't find any dogs," he said. "So here's a cat tail instead!" He held it out proudly to Brick, who shot him an annoyed look before taking it.
"All right," said Brick. "I guess we have our materials now." He floated toward their toilet, and his brothers followed. He dropped Boomer's hair, the earthworms, and the cat tail in, and flushed. Then the three of them stared at the toilet eagerly waiting for their new brother to appear. Thirty seconds later, Brick was starting to get impatient.
"That monkey lied to us!" he shouted. "He's going to pay for this!"
He had spoken too soon. At that moment, the toilet began shaking and suddenly, the water exploded out of it, completely submerging the hideout with dirty water. The boys were all knocked to the other side from the impact. When the water finally drained, they looked towards where the toilet was, and saw their new brother for the first time.
He was huge, as tall as his brothers put together, and probably much heavier. He had a hunched back, messy, mouse brown hair, and large purple eyes, one of which was drifting lazily. He wore a long sleeved shirt that was the same color as his eyes with a single stripe in the middle, black pants, and black sneakers, just like his brothers. Boomer, Brick, and Butch stared at him with confused and somewhat horrified expressions on their face.
"Bahhh!!" their new brother said.
"A-all right!" said Brick, sounding a little more enthusiastic then he actually was. "Our new brother!" He flew over to him. "So, um…What's your name?" He felt ridiculous asking this. But when he and his brothers were created, they immediately knew their names, and he figured that this one would be the same.
"Daaaah!!" replied his brother.
Boomer and Butch cracked up. Brick shot them a nasty glare and turned back to the new brother."
"I guess we'll have to name you, then," said Brick. He tried to think of a good "B" name for him. "How about Bite?"
Boomer and Butch laughed harder. Brick glared at them again. "Shut up!" he shouted. "I'd like to see you idiots come up with something better!"
He turned back to the large, purple Rowdyruff Boy. "How about Bite, then?" he asked.
"Bite…?" said Bite.
"Yeah," said Brick.
"Bite! Bite, Bite, Bite!!" shouted Bite, jumping up and down. His jumps were like mini earthquakes, flinging the boys into the air.
"Stop it!!" shouted Brick angrily. Bite stopped jumping and stared at him.
"Now," said Brick. "What we want you to do is destroy the Powerpuff Girls!"
"Pow-wa-wa?" asked Bite.
"Pow-er-puff!" said Brick, pronouncing each syllable. "Powerpuff! We want you to destroy the Powerpuff Girls!"
Bite stared at Brick, completely and utterly clueless. Brick wanted to sigh in defeat, but he refused to appear weak in front of his snickering brothers.
"Okay," said Brick slowly. "They all have large eyes, and no fingers, toes, noses, or ears. One of them has red hair and a pink dress. One has blonde hair and a blue dress. And one has black hair and a green dress. Got that?"
It took a moment for this to process in Bite's head. When it finally did, he looked at his brothers, and saw that they (loosely) fit the description that Brick gave. Bite realized that theymust be the Powerpuff Girls! He immediately began beating them up.
Brick screamed. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" he shouted angrily. "STOP IT!! STOP IT NOW!!"
Bite stopped and stared at them.
"GET OUT!!" shouted Brick. "GET OUT, AND NEVER COME BACK!!" He pointed at the doorway furiously.
Bite knew exactly what that meant. He burst into tears and ran out. Boomer, Brick, and Butch watched as Bite ran off into the forest, until they couldn't see him or hear him any more. When he was finally gone, Boomer and Butch began roaring with laughter. Brick's face turned bright red, and he glared at them, unable to say a word. He knew that his brilliant plan had failed.
A/N: To be continued in part two!