I was bored one night and this suddenly popped into my head.
Have fun!
"Tyki, I'm so angry at you!" Allen shouted while slowly stalking towards his Uncle.
"What, why Shounen?" Asked a confused but for some reason frightened Tyki Mikk.
"Because you shoved Timcanpy down a toilet." Allen was now calm with a blank face that seemed to make Tyki all the more scared.
"WHAT! No I didn't Road did. Don't blame me." Tyki was staring to sweat all down his expensive shirt while Allen slowly transformed his left arm into a sword almost identical to the Millennium Earl's.
"Yes you did, now I shall kill you."
"GAHH No Shounen stop you don't want to kill you favourite Uncle do you?" Tyki started running away because Allen was chasing him crazily with his sword not caring what got in the way of his blade.
"Yes, yes I do BECAUSE YOU HURT TIMPCANPY!"
"And that Ladies and Gentlemen is why you should never shove Timcanpy down a toilet, but if you do blame Uncle Tyki. R.I.P Uncle Tyki." Road closed her eyes solemnly clasping her hands in front her while Allen was still chasing Tyki behind her.
"GAHH SHOUNEN STOP PLEASE, I DIDN'T DO IT I SWEAR IT WAS ALL ROAD SHE WAS BORED!"
"Don't blame Road you coward! Now come here so I hurt you in the worst possible way!"
"GAHHHHHHH!"
"Even now I can still hear he's cries of pain." With that Road left, still hearing Tyki's cries of pain from down the hall.