One day in the great valley Littlefoot was standing by a tree taking a piss thinking naughty thoughts about Cera, "Oh Cera your dino vulva is the sweetest I've ever seen," just as he was about to go to town on himself Ducky came behind him, startling him and sending his boner crashing into the ground. "Nigga that yep yep yep is so gay," he yelled, "Bitch your dead-ass moms gay," Ducky yelled back. Littlefoot agreed and they both went off to shit or whatever dinosaurs did.
They approached the field and there he saw Cera. He couldn't take it any longer, he ran up to her and proclaimed his love for her, "Cera you're the hottest skankosaurus I've ever seen, I want you to peg me deep with that hot quivering horn," he then stood on his hind legs and did a little jig not knowing he had a boner.
Ducky screamed to the whole valley, "Littlefoot has a small penis, yep yep yep!" Everyone in the valley gathered around to point and laugh at the longneck's not-so-long-neck. "Holy fuck Littledick what makes you think I could ever love you, I'm a lesbian," Cera laughed then had a three way with Tria and Tricia. Everyone laughed so hard they collectively shat themselves. Littlefoot ran home crying, makeup running down his face.
Topsy then got up on a large rock and bellowed, "Attention, Littlefoot has a ridiculously small cock, anyone who insults him, calls him slurs, and/or just plain ol' makes his life a living hell with get 50 dino-dollars!"
So everyone did just that, Ducky kicked him in his tiny berries, Spike ran up and farted in his face, Petrie flew overhead and took a nice steamy dump on his head, Cera made a bunch of yo mama jokes while perioding on him and chomper and ruby threw used dino-tampons and condoms and bricks, all the while everyone called him a short dicked fag and big ass queer and ugly ass eyelash having freak of nature.
Littlefoot arrived home covered in shit and piss and blood and cum. He saw his grandparents doing it like the discovery channel. "What the fuck are you doing home, I though we got rid of you," grandma said. Littlefoot cried like a bitch, "The fuck you crying for, we're trying to make you a new mom and this is the thanks we get?!" Grandpa then slapped Littlefoot so hard it made him cross-eyed. He ran to his shit filled nest and cried.
Then he decided, he was sick of these people pushing him around. He was gonna have his way with Cera if it was the last thing he did. He crept over to her nest where she was sleeping with her dildo in her arms. "Psst hey you awake?" He asked. She didn't respond. "Ah well let's do this shit," he said, lifting up her tail and putting his microscopic dick in her bootyhole, all while saying, "Oh mom!" He finished up and slid out like a smooth criminal.
The next morning he woke up to Cera's angry face. "Hey sweet-tits," she beat him blind, " Goddamnit I'm pregnant!" They then found themselves on the set of Maury. "Littlefoot you ARE the father!" He yelled as Cera got up and victory twerked in his face. Littlefoot then ran away and before he could get off stage a meteor flew down and killed everyone.
Only it wasn't a meteor, it was a nuke. The launcher of the nuke? That would be none other than Don Bluth, who was sick of seeing his work getting anally raped with shitty ass kids songs and shit. He got up and laughed maniacally.
THE END