Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun
A/N: Old drabble here. Slightly re-written. Enjoy the stupidity
Felix was just about to leave Champa when he heard someone telling him to stop. Turning, he saw Briggs running after him, finally stopping a few feet away from him, and grinning sheepishly.
"Hey there. Chaucha was pretty insistent that I tell you where the place we found the jewels was." The smile didn't quite reach his eyes, which bore the haunted look of a man who had been told he'd be sleeping on the floor for a few months.
Sheba and Jenna looked out from behind the brown haired boy. "How do we know that these jewels aren't stolen?" Sheba questioned.
"Yeah! For all we know, this could be the stuff you pillaged from Madra!" Briggs plastered a hurt look over his face.
"How could you! These are fine, rare jewels we found on a treasure island, not ten leagues from here!"
Felix considered the man carefully, and Piers rubbed his chin. "It seems more than a little suspicious. What are the chances of randomly landing on an island and suddenly finding treasure?" Briggs waved his hand.
"We're pirates! We go looking for booty on remote islands like that!" He grinned again. "Best place to find it!" Jenna choked. Felix gave him a strange look from underneath his long hair.
"...What?"
"We go looking for booty."
"You go looking for what?"
"Booty. B.O.O.T.Y. Booty."
"I see. ... Do you find much?"
Briggs put his hands on his waist and laughed. "We find loads! Why else do you think we look so healthy?"
"Where exactly do you find it?"
"Well..." Briggs was about to give his answer when without warning, Chaucha smashed him over the head from behind. Quickly, she scooped up her husband and put him under her arm before turning to face Felix's team.
"IF YOU EVER COME NEAR MY POOR INNOCENT HUSBAND AGAIN THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!"