This is my first fanfiction, a Pokemon one. I've never used this account since I created it, years ago. If someone can tell me exactly how old it is, PM me, I'd be very interested to know :)

It's set in a dystopian ruin, long long ago…

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokemon or any of its characters. Unfortunately.

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Without further ado:

"Hey ash' called Misty, wading through the rubble. "I think I found something. Something… weird."

"Should I bring my gun?" asked Ash, pointing towards the M16 in his left arm with his finger.

"Nah, it's nothing major. Call up Pikachu though!" she replied, digging through the gravelly ruins with here shapely fingers. "It might be one of the shards… of Alph."

"Our ancient Order has been seeking those for hundreds of years, ever since Giovanni's son, Red, and his enslaved Dark Mewtwo destroyed Johto! That's why we are above the ruins of old Violet City for these last few weeks!" exclaimed Ash.

He went over, releasing Pikachu from his pokeball, and taking out his booklet of instructions from the order.

The Order was in actuality called the Order of Rebirth in Johto, and had been secret for a long long time. It had been founded in secret by Ash and Misty, after Red's armies of evil, dark Pokemon had scourged the land of Johto. Since then small pockets of good trainers had survived in isolated parts of Johto, though most people alive in Johto followed the way of the Dark Legion. 'Ash' and 'Misty' and also 'May' and 'Dawn' were all common names of the members of the order. May and Dawn had died fighting against Red in the battle of Cinnabar though.

Well, now even the Dark Legion had dwindled in the long years, but its remnants were strong and ruled tyrannically over most of Johto. Most people were not members of either the Order nor the Legion and tried to stay out of the way of both.

Anyway, Ash's booklet had this to say on the topic of the shards of Alph:

"The shards of Alph were delivered from Old Alph, even then a ruin, by Silver the First, to keep their power out of the hands of the evil Dark Legion. But unfortunately Silver's small battlegroup, just himself and his Ursaring, Psyduck, Murkrow and his Abra were ambushed at a small lake and overcome. Just before he died, he ordered Abra (the last remaining alive pokemon of the team) to teleport somewhere with the shards, and hide them! For the shards of Alph were and still are very powerful. They number 6. Our order holds two, recovered from the New Desert. The Legion has in its grasp also 2, which they seized by means of torture from Abra when they found it. But before Abra was captured, it granted two to two sandshrew which were loyal and good-hearted, to hide where they thought best. These two sandshrew's descendants had held the stones, the priceless artifacts of Alph, for centuries but their line had died out. Now no man knows where they are hidden."

Ash read this all and reached Misty. He looked down, past her shapely curved body, towards her beautiful fingers and into her palms, which held an ancient sandstone statuette.

"Oh Misty" said Ash, "You may be really beautiful but that's not the artifact we seek! That's just a carving in the shape of a Anorith or something."

"Anorith?" asked Misty. "What's that, some sort of ancient pokemon or something?"

"Yup. They lived in Hoenn many millions of aeons ago, and it is said our ancestors even revived some, but they died out. Alas for that!" he called out. Just then something shocked him, the stone began to crack!

Out emerged a little little Anorith. "Ano ano rith" it chirped with its beak.

"Aw how cute' said Misty.

"I have to make it my pokemon" said Ash, and he did. He threw a pokeball and caught it expertly!

Now Ash had three pokemon: a level 50 Pikachu, a level 35 Crawdaunt, and this little level 5 Anorith.

"Well, Misty, let's continue searching." Said Ash.

He bent down towards the ground to seek some more when he was surprised by an embrace from behind.

"Lolwut, misty?" he asked.

"Oh ash," she purred. I heard you say that I was beautiful." She said in a sultry voice.

"Well, you are", Ash said sheepishly.

"Do you want to put your Metapod into my Shelder," whispered Misty.

"Oh yeah!" said ash.

They undressed, Misty was like a sculpted beautiful statue of marble. Ash remarked on this.

"Oh Ash, you always knew how to turn me on." She pulled him on top of her and started sucking him off. She paused, "I suppose next you'll say that I look exactly like the original Misty who founded our order!" and continued pleasuring him.

"Well, you do," Ash whispered in her ear. He pulled himself on top of her and started thrusting wildly, making her moan in pleasure.

"Ash use harden!" she shouted.

He continued thrusting into her supple folds and in this way pleasuring her for many minutes, during which she achieved many orgasms. At last he finished too.

They lay together, tired and lusty, for a while. Then they fell asleep.

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So what do y'all think? Please, comment and tell me if its good or bad, I'm always looking for pointers!

Use the review function or send me a PM. If I see good feedback I'll upload the second chapter, I don't know what y'all think though.

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