"Once upon a time, there was a lonely alien spaceship. One day, the lonely little spaceship decided to go looking to see if it could find another spaceship. After searching several barren galaxies, it finally saw another spaceship off in the distance. Suddenly, the little spaceship got hit by a shot fired from the other ship. This shot made the little spaceship realize that the other ship was in fact very hostile, and alone for a reason. Upset by this discovery, the little spaceship fired back. Its shot however was deflected, instead returning and hitting the little ship again. Seeing that the other ship had deflector shields angered the little spaceship, who had no such thing. In its rage, it fired a huge fireball back at the other ship, cracking the deflector shields. As soon as the shields were down, the blast finally reached the other ship, hitting it.
The other ship fired at the little spaceship, but the shot missed. As it attacked, it left itself open and was hit by another shot from the little alien ship. The ship fired back at the little ship, but with considerably less power since it was so damaged by now. Luckily for the ship, this blast hit the little alien ship. Emboldened by the hit, the other ship fired, hitting the little ship again, damaging the hull further. Before it could strike again, the little ship rapidly fired two shots, both of them hitting the other ship. The little ship fired one more shot, aiming very carefully. The shot connected with the engines of the other ship, effectively blowing it up in the process.
The heavily damaged little space ship looked around for a nearby planet to land on and make repairs. Luckily for it, Jupiter was nearby. Seeing it looked like a gas planet, it ran a scan and found a tiny little island of rock in the eye of the red storm and it decided to land there. Soon it was completely fixed up, but had decided it liked the little rock island and decided to stay there forever.
The end.