A/N: I have been planning to do this for quite some time now, but never really got around to it... Oh well.
Again, I've never kept a diary (or vlogged) before, so if anything sounds unnatural or off, please tell me about it.
[RUNNING: TRANSCRIPT - CYCLE 2504, ORBIT 670]
Hey, diary.
Today was rough.
The girls were at it again. Thank God it's iced water this time and not mop-water jelly. Ugh, I can't even think about that right now.
Should I tell mum about it?
Can't I?
Ugh, of course not! She's mum! She'll march to school and demand an apology! Oh my God, the girls. I'll probably never hear the end of it until I graduate.
Why can't they just leave me alone? I like girls, I liked one of them, so what? Isn't this like the 22nd century? We have faster-than-light travel for Christ's sake.
What? What are you staring at me for? Okay fine, maybe I liked a Turian girl,, but still...
Whatever happened to marriage equality? I mean, look at Commander Shepard! She had a Turian boyfriend... I think. I don't know, read it somewhere. I think Khalisah al-Jilani wrote it.
Oh, I don't know, I think I'm going to cry.
Ten more days to Christmas.
Great, now I have more problems.
Mum's been so sad these days. Stupid manager of hers should just bugger the hell off. And now we don't have any money for Christmas dinner. Shouldn't have told her about the textbooks, I'm probably gonna use only two pages of it anyway.
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Nef? Dinner's ready!
Oh, crap. I need to go,
Just hope tomorrow doesn't suck as much as today.
Who am I kidding?
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A/N: I know it's short, but I don't think anyone sane will write (or in this case, belt out) a 2000-word long diary entry every day.
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