The two girls were at the lake, discussing the upcoming spooky holiday when they noticed it was getting dark.
"We should head back Lexy." "Yeah, but still I can't believe all that crap happened last year on Halloween to you guys…..wish I was there."
The woman rolled her eyes at her friend, "Trust me you wouldn't if you had any of that stuff happening to you, but don't remind anyone of it unless they bring it up. Some of them are still pissed about it." "Yes dear~"
It was getting dark faster than usual due to the time of year, neither one used to being outside in the middle of the woods alone and made them uneasy.
Every little sound made them look around, but when a particular loud snap of a twig emerged they stopped and looked behind them. Olivia whispered, "What was that?" "Nothing, let's just keep walking."
Next thing they knew more noise was heard behind them, the woman clinging to her friend's arm as the teen smirked and kept her close. It wasn't until they heard heavy footsteps they stopped once more.
Slowly turning around the two girls saw a huge pitch black stallion emerge from the trees onto the path they were on with….a rider….and what appeared to be HEADLESS!?
Olivia gawked and stuttered, "D..Do..Don't tell me…." Lexy shakily laughed, "It's ok, it's just some prank to get us scared."
When the horse and rider advanced on them, the woman was latched onto her friend for dear life as the teen just giggled, "There's no need to be scar….HEY!?"
The headless horseman had swung at blade at them both, barely missing the top of their heads when the teen yelled at him angry as he turned around and came galloping back.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! WHAT IN HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!?"
When he swiped at them again, they both took off running like hell when Lexy decided to stay back and fight him; planning on knocking him off his steed but that idea was shot down.
The mighty beast leaped clear over her head and went straight after the woman. The man reached down and snatched her up by the arm onto the stallion before shrieking with a bone-chilling maniacal laughter that echoed throughout the woods.
"OLIVIA!"
*When the woman kept struggling in his grasp the horseman made the steed come to a stop and kissed the woman heatedly as she instantly stopped resisting to just meekly staring in shock.
The fake shoulders on top of the man's real shoulders slipped off and onto the ground along with the cape to hide them, thus revealing her lover there smirking naughtily.
"H..Hi..Hidan!?"
"Happy Halloween babe~"
He flat out attacked her mouth again as she started beating at his head and chest angrily, finally disengaging the kiss, "You scared the hell out of me!"
Her lover just laughed and made the horse walk on back to the teen, "That was the fucking point!"
*She chased after them at full speed with her friend struggling to get away from him, "LEXY!" The teen soon lost sight of them, cursing like mad in her mind when she bumped into something hard.
She staggered from the impact, panting extremely hard as the brute asked with concern, "There you are Lexy, what took you so long?"
The brunette latched onto Kisame's shirt blubbering, "Kisame! Some headless horseman just come out of nowhere and took Olivia! We have to find her and fast!"
The swordsman's arched a brow in disbelief, "Headless horseman?" "Yes!" "Did you bump your head kitten? There's no such thing as that."
"I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH! WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME!?" The teen tried to run off but he held her back cooing, "Calm down." "NO! MY BEST FRIEND HAS BEEN TAKEN SO I WILL NOT CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"
Kisame rolled his eyes, "You mean that friend?" He pointed at the edge of the woods and there was Olivia sitting on the horse with the so-called headless horseman.
Hidan smirked like hell as Lexy shouted in realization, "YOU DAMN ASS-HOLE!"
It was all a joke…a Halloween prank when something occurred to her, "Olivia!? Were you in on this!?"
The woman merely choked out, "Do I LOOK like I was in on this!?" Lexy shook her head, no, Olivia looked like she was about to have a heart attack and still trying to calm down.
Lexy glared up at the shark, "I hate you! This wasn't funny!" "Yes it was otherwise you wouldn't be smiling about it right now kitten." The teen snorted but yes, she was smiling because she thought it was a great prank since no one got hurt.
"What a minute...where in hell did you get that horse!?"
Hidan just chuckled, "It's just a clone so don't get your fucking titties in a twist."
Before the teen could say anything Kisame covered her mouth and starting walking back to avoid any headaches.
TBC:
Just an idea I threw in for Halloween and wanting to make more pranks for everyone in Akatuski but we'll see how it goes.
I know this doesn't top my Halloween story from last year, but still it'll be funny and yes…smutty XD
Review if you like or whatnot