disclaimer:
I don't own any of the main characters of ranma 1/2,
or the universe in which it happenes, or anything else.
I am also not a ancient demon trying to regain my scattered
parts...now could you give me that red gem now? please?
A week in the life of the Furiken Janitor
-by _tc_
{day one}
You'd think being a janitor wouldn't be so hard...oops,
stepped on another one. Darn kids, you think they'd learn
that when an upperclassman says something they don't have to
listen...bratty principal's kid...hmm, that looks like it
hurt. oh my, how did they get up there? now how am I
supposed to get these kids out of those trees? hm? what's
this? good grief, and I just fixed this wall too. must
have gotten her mad, usually they get stopped by stone walls
instead of going right through. oh, it's him. should of
figured. darn principal's kid again.
hmm...rather messy outside today. oh look, there's
another large hole in the wall...lovely. oh, and four new
craters all in the lawn...just what I always wanted too!
:growl: And just after I re-soded it again. Stupid kids.
:sigh: That blasting point technique sure makes a mess of
things. What's this? NO! That rotten principal's kid... he
cut down another one of my trees...oh well, time to call the
nursery...again. :sigh: I wonder how he does that. And with
a wooden practice sword no less... oh well, it's at least a
sword, something that's meant for cutting things in half,
not like that other kid's deal...I mean that's just plain
wrong; belts are meant for holding your pants up, not
destroying two shed's and...five trees. :sigh: blasted kids.
{day two}
Hoi! that staff meeting was weird, even for this place!
I don't care WHAT that loon says, I am NOT replacing all the
bushes around here with coconut trees. Even if I did, they
wouldn't grow well in this climate any way...
Oh well, at least the Pinapple-san isn't enforcing the
haircut rule for the staff. Like he tried to last time. I
still want to know where all the female teachers got those
mallets from. oh look, there's Hinako Sensi...she looks
angry...there's that shriveled old man between the two of
us...uh-oh, I think she's about to ::Blamo!!::...oh look at
all the pretty lights...
ugh...Hinako-San really needs to work on her aim...oh
well, off to repair that hole in the girls locker
room...again.
:huff: this one's bigger than before, I wonder how
:huff: it got made. :tap: hmm? who could "WHAA? What in
blazes do you want Oiji?"
:toss: :fizzz: "you're bricking up my easiest
entrance...and just who are you to call someone 'Oiji'?"
:hop:
humph...I'm not THAT old...Hey, what's this? oh no...
::BWUMPTH!!!!::
Ouch...stupid firecracker-using old man... :sigh:
another hole in the landscape to fix. You'd think he would
use something less powerful, but nooooo... :crack!: ohhh,
my back!
{day three}
What a nice nurse this school has...pretty, young, and
warm hearted. Martial arts massage and acupuncture, who'd
of thought? Reminded me of that Tofu fellow a few years
back. I wonder what ever happened to him? Him and that
nice tendo girl are probably married by now. If he was ever
able to get over that terminal shyness of his. Never could
figure out the skeleton he always had with him...
You've got to be kidding! I did not just see a winged,
tentacaled minataur just run by. :sigh: looks like I've got
to get my meds adjusted again. last time it was a talking
mailbox...wonder why it wanted to find its way to the
Uchans?
{day four}
Hm? what's this piece of paper doing here? looks like
a flyer of some sort. lets see here...
"Are YOU man enough to challenge me Saotome? I
challenge you to a duel at sunrise on this soccer field, all
are invited to witness your utter defeat and obliviation.
BWA,HAHAHAHA!!
-prince Minichimichaunga of the
kingdom of fausfod"
Oh, just another duel...wish these guys would use
somewhere else for their battles...I'm getting tired of
picking up after all of them. Maybe I should ask for a
raise...
WOA! gaCK! :thump: :trample: :groan: Someone should
put that old fart into a home...shouldn't be allowed to go
bouncing off peoples heads...or stealing girls
underwear...or having girls trample people. guess he's still
mad at me for fixing the locker room wall...ouch... :thump:
"have at you! foul sorcerer!" oh look, the brat's
awake again. and he's chasing the trouble magnet. Hmph,
they're running behind, usually they're done with the "chase
and smite" routine three minutes ago. Oh well, at least my
trees are ok. And my walls. and the new turf. ::SpRaCk!::
oops, spoke too soon. better call the construction
company. weird how lightning is always hitting around here.
:Doomph!: and Mrs. shampoo makes her usual entrance.
on time as usual, but I wish she would use the door more.
I'll put it on the Nekohanten's tab; at least someone around
here pays for their destruction.
::~BOOMCHAKALAKALAKA~:: WHA!? oh no! the flowers!
"ALLRIGHT, WHO LET THE DEMON OUT!!?" blasted
demons...always make such a mess...probably the old fart's
fault too. or the trouble magnet. hm? well I'll be, looks
like the brat was trying to be a sorcerer himself...fight
fire with fire I guess. too bad Ranma's not a sorcerer.
guess I've got to get rid of it. "shoo, shoo! scat! go
away! shoo!" hm...its not listening. oh well. :spray:
:roar: :thud: Ahh, Demonex. works almost as well as
demon-begone. a lot better than that demon-away...wish It
got rid of the smell like the other stuff did though. oh
well, that's what you get for half off. this stuff even
gets rid of crab grass too.
well I'll be, they aren't tearing up the field? no, it
looks like they're setting up a whatchamacallit...A
projector. oh brother...
{day five}
"ha, take this" :BOOM: "missed me" :ratatatatata:
:buzzz: :kathoom!: "ha, you'll never defeat me!...oops."
Ranma's a Goldeneye world champion...who knew? at
least the field's intact.
"Are you sure about this?" Oh well, the peace was nice
while it lasted...
"yes, it is absolutely vital to the Timestream"
Green hair...weird, but she seems nice enough.
"Allright, he's in the gym. ::grab:: but please try not to
do too much structural damage...It's hard enough keeping up
after the lunatics around here as it is."
A nod...what's she muttering about? something about a
"Tim"...looks like she's got a migraine too...oh well I
guess a nod's as good as it will get, better go call the
brick company again. I wonder if I can get a volume
discount?
"dead scream" ::krakthoom:: "Argh!!!!, what'cha do that
for?!
"foul cur, release your hold on the timeline, and
prepare to be smitten, for I am Pluto, the sailor suited
defender of time!"
Good grief, she sounds like the brat...oh no, not the
gym roof! that's going to take the rest of the day to fix!
...who taught him to throw tornadoes around indoors anyways?
I thought it was an outside technique...
Ugh...this week stank...at least the weekend's here
now. Back to Tomobiki for me...I hope that horned girl has
calmed down now, she seemed really angry at that neighbor
kid earlier today. Hmm... on second thought, maybe I'll
visit Katsuhito's shrine this weekend. he's been really
bummed out since his daughter died, maybe we could go into
town and party...I wonder if his son in law and grandson
would like to go with us...what was his grandson's name
anyways...was it Tempi? oh well, I'll find out when I get
there...
{End}
-authors notes
just something I cooked up while working...a part was
blatently stolen from nuke em till they glow, which I
highly recommend. Just don't let the arbyfish get
into your mind, they are sooo hard to get out.
_tc_
WWW.ANGELFIRE.COM/WEIRD/TEFLONCAT/TCSCAVE.HTM
neko-oni at angelfire dot com - for c&c/honest help/etc.
tefloncat at angelfire dot com - for anything else
(there, that should keep the robots away...)
I don't own any of the main characters of ranma 1/2,
or the universe in which it happenes, or anything else.
I am also not a ancient demon trying to regain my scattered
parts...now could you give me that red gem now? please?
A week in the life of the Furiken Janitor
-by _tc_
{day one}
You'd think being a janitor wouldn't be so hard...oops,
stepped on another one. Darn kids, you think they'd learn
that when an upperclassman says something they don't have to
listen...bratty principal's kid...hmm, that looks like it
hurt. oh my, how did they get up there? now how am I
supposed to get these kids out of those trees? hm? what's
this? good grief, and I just fixed this wall too. must
have gotten her mad, usually they get stopped by stone walls
instead of going right through. oh, it's him. should of
figured. darn principal's kid again.
hmm...rather messy outside today. oh look, there's
another large hole in the wall...lovely. oh, and four new
craters all in the lawn...just what I always wanted too!
:growl: And just after I re-soded it again. Stupid kids.
:sigh: That blasting point technique sure makes a mess of
things. What's this? NO! That rotten principal's kid... he
cut down another one of my trees...oh well, time to call the
nursery...again. :sigh: I wonder how he does that. And with
a wooden practice sword no less... oh well, it's at least a
sword, something that's meant for cutting things in half,
not like that other kid's deal...I mean that's just plain
wrong; belts are meant for holding your pants up, not
destroying two shed's and...five trees. :sigh: blasted kids.
{day two}
Hoi! that staff meeting was weird, even for this place!
I don't care WHAT that loon says, I am NOT replacing all the
bushes around here with coconut trees. Even if I did, they
wouldn't grow well in this climate any way...
Oh well, at least the Pinapple-san isn't enforcing the
haircut rule for the staff. Like he tried to last time. I
still want to know where all the female teachers got those
mallets from. oh look, there's Hinako Sensi...she looks
angry...there's that shriveled old man between the two of
us...uh-oh, I think she's about to ::Blamo!!::...oh look at
all the pretty lights...
ugh...Hinako-San really needs to work on her aim...oh
well, off to repair that hole in the girls locker
room...again.
:huff: this one's bigger than before, I wonder how
:huff: it got made. :tap: hmm? who could "WHAA? What in
blazes do you want Oiji?"
:toss: :fizzz: "you're bricking up my easiest
entrance...and just who are you to call someone 'Oiji'?"
:hop:
humph...I'm not THAT old...Hey, what's this? oh no...
::BWUMPTH!!!!::
Ouch...stupid firecracker-using old man... :sigh:
another hole in the landscape to fix. You'd think he would
use something less powerful, but nooooo... :crack!: ohhh,
my back!
{day three}
What a nice nurse this school has...pretty, young, and
warm hearted. Martial arts massage and acupuncture, who'd
of thought? Reminded me of that Tofu fellow a few years
back. I wonder what ever happened to him? Him and that
nice tendo girl are probably married by now. If he was ever
able to get over that terminal shyness of his. Never could
figure out the skeleton he always had with him...
You've got to be kidding! I did not just see a winged,
tentacaled minataur just run by. :sigh: looks like I've got
to get my meds adjusted again. last time it was a talking
mailbox...wonder why it wanted to find its way to the
Uchans?
{day four}
Hm? what's this piece of paper doing here? looks like
a flyer of some sort. lets see here...
"Are YOU man enough to challenge me Saotome? I
challenge you to a duel at sunrise on this soccer field, all
are invited to witness your utter defeat and obliviation.
BWA,HAHAHAHA!!
-prince Minichimichaunga of the
kingdom of fausfod"
Oh, just another duel...wish these guys would use
somewhere else for their battles...I'm getting tired of
picking up after all of them. Maybe I should ask for a
raise...
WOA! gaCK! :thump: :trample: :groan: Someone should
put that old fart into a home...shouldn't be allowed to go
bouncing off peoples heads...or stealing girls
underwear...or having girls trample people. guess he's still
mad at me for fixing the locker room wall...ouch... :thump:
"have at you! foul sorcerer!" oh look, the brat's
awake again. and he's chasing the trouble magnet. Hmph,
they're running behind, usually they're done with the "chase
and smite" routine three minutes ago. Oh well, at least my
trees are ok. And my walls. and the new turf. ::SpRaCk!::
oops, spoke too soon. better call the construction
company. weird how lightning is always hitting around here.
:Doomph!: and Mrs. shampoo makes her usual entrance.
on time as usual, but I wish she would use the door more.
I'll put it on the Nekohanten's tab; at least someone around
here pays for their destruction.
::~BOOMCHAKALAKALAKA~:: WHA!? oh no! the flowers!
"ALLRIGHT, WHO LET THE DEMON OUT!!?" blasted
demons...always make such a mess...probably the old fart's
fault too. or the trouble magnet. hm? well I'll be, looks
like the brat was trying to be a sorcerer himself...fight
fire with fire I guess. too bad Ranma's not a sorcerer.
guess I've got to get rid of it. "shoo, shoo! scat! go
away! shoo!" hm...its not listening. oh well. :spray:
:roar: :thud: Ahh, Demonex. works almost as well as
demon-begone. a lot better than that demon-away...wish It
got rid of the smell like the other stuff did though. oh
well, that's what you get for half off. this stuff even
gets rid of crab grass too.
well I'll be, they aren't tearing up the field? no, it
looks like they're setting up a whatchamacallit...A
projector. oh brother...
{day five}
"ha, take this" :BOOM: "missed me" :ratatatatata:
:buzzz: :kathoom!: "ha, you'll never defeat me!...oops."
Ranma's a Goldeneye world champion...who knew? at
least the field's intact.
"Are you sure about this?" Oh well, the peace was nice
while it lasted...
"yes, it is absolutely vital to the Timestream"
Green hair...weird, but she seems nice enough.
"Allright, he's in the gym. ::grab:: but please try not to
do too much structural damage...It's hard enough keeping up
after the lunatics around here as it is."
A nod...what's she muttering about? something about a
"Tim"...looks like she's got a migraine too...oh well I
guess a nod's as good as it will get, better go call the
brick company again. I wonder if I can get a volume
discount?
"dead scream" ::krakthoom:: "Argh!!!!, what'cha do that
for?!
"foul cur, release your hold on the timeline, and
prepare to be smitten, for I am Pluto, the sailor suited
defender of time!"
Good grief, she sounds like the brat...oh no, not the
gym roof! that's going to take the rest of the day to fix!
...who taught him to throw tornadoes around indoors anyways?
I thought it was an outside technique...
Ugh...this week stank...at least the weekend's here
now. Back to Tomobiki for me...I hope that horned girl has
calmed down now, she seemed really angry at that neighbor
kid earlier today. Hmm... on second thought, maybe I'll
visit Katsuhito's shrine this weekend. he's been really
bummed out since his daughter died, maybe we could go into
town and party...I wonder if his son in law and grandson
would like to go with us...what was his grandson's name
anyways...was it Tempi? oh well, I'll find out when I get
there...
{End}
-authors notes
just something I cooked up while working...a part was
blatently stolen from nuke em till they glow, which I
highly recommend. Just don't let the arbyfish get
into your mind, they are sooo hard to get out.
_tc_
WWW.ANGELFIRE.COM/WEIRD/TEFLONCAT/TCSCAVE.HTM
neko-oni at angelfire dot com - for c&c/honest help/etc.
tefloncat at angelfire dot com - for anything else
(there, that should keep the robots away...)