New! From Chiko Star! Who's Petting Me Persian!

*Crystal Music Plays*

Host-Who's Petting Me Persian! We all know how soft a Persian's fur is, but maybe they don't want us to pet them. Do we care? *laughs* I think not.

Step One-Turn Persian's switch to the ON position. *turns the switch to the ON position*

Step Two-Turn Persian's head the opposite way of the area you are going to pet. *turns head*

Step Three-Pet Persian in the area desired. *pat pat*

WHO IS PETTING ME?

Step Four Through Eight-Make sure Persian cannot see who is petting it. *no peeking!*

WHO'S THERE? ARE YOU A GHOST? MOMMY!!! GET AWAY FROM ME! AHHHHHHH!!!! *runs away*

Step Nine-Buy A New One!

Announcer Guy-Who's Petting Me Persian! The scaredy cat of the insecure Pokemon series! Supplies are limited, so make sure your Persian doesn't run away!