I OWN NOTHING BUT A VERY NOISY PARROT WHO IS DRIVING ME BATTY RIGHT NOW

THE ARGUMENT BETWEEN ARTEMIS AND ATHENA

Athena-hello Artemis

Artemis- (Ignores her because she is busy cleaning her bow and arrows)

Athena- EARTH TO ARTEMIS!

Artemis- what the hades do you want?

Athena- you and your hunters are invited to my place for Sunday brunch

Zoe Nightshade - what is thee up to

Artemis- well ms. wisdom here won't leave me alone

Zoe - (pulls back her right leg and swiftly kicks Athena in the shin)

Athena- (complaining) Zeus' beard. That hurt

Zoe- Yeah, it was meant to hurt

Athena- (punches Artemis)

Artemis- (slaps Athena)

Athena- (puts her foot out and trips Artemis)

Artemis- (slaps Athena again)

Athena- (kicks Artemis in the shin)

Zoe – Ladies, please stop fighting

Athena- Fine

Artemis- Zoe, I will stop fighting this owl headed woman but only because you told me to

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