We had rules to playing "Extreme Truth Or Dare." We did.

They were not complicated in any way, and they were pretty straightforward in meaning. They were so simple, an idiot could understand them.

The rules were; if you pick "truth" you must speak the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. If you fail in complying with this certain rule, you will be met with very severe punishments thought of by the rest of the players who happened to be with you the night you were dishonest with us.

Now before you go on saying, "oh, that doesn't sound bad." Trust me, it is. The last time someone picked "truth" and lied were assigned with a very particular punishment that somehow involved the police and the kid actually went to jail.

Don't worry though, we bailed Clyde out two days later.

Yeah, he's still kinda bitchy about the whole thing, but it wasn't even our fault, he's the one who lied!

Anyway, the other rule was that if you pick dare, you must do the dare. (Unless the dare is something illegal, relating to slavery, or forced marriage, then you don't have to. Unless you want to do it, then go right ahead?) Failure to do the dare results in you having to sleep with the person who assigned the dare to you.

Like I said, it's pretty simple.

Pick "truth" and you have to be honest. If you are not, then you will be in deep shit. Pick "dare" and you have to do the dare or you will have to sleep with the person who gave you that dare.

It is not that hard to understand and not that hard to remember.

Now the game itself when playing with others, is quite fun. Really fun.

But if you happen to play with someone you hate, and everybody knows that you two hate each other, whelp, you're basically screwed because there is going to be that one asshole who makes you do a dare involving that person you cannot stand.

Its the same thing with you liking someone and everybody (or one person) knows that you like them, you are going to do a dare involving them and you doing. . . stuff.

But all in all, the game is fun. You should come by and play it with us whenever you can.

Anyway, I gotta go. Lunch is coming up soon and Kenny wants to meet up with me as soon as possible. Apparently, he has something really important to talk to me about. See 'ya!