HELLO GUYS! Kay, so this one-shot was inspired by my friends from the SWAC website forum, a lot of them have a fanfic account, they are the most insane, most awesome people you will ever find! …But, they're also really crazy.

No seriously, they talk about licking Sterling's hair and eating Chad O_O

And the creator of the website met Sterling and asked him what his hair tastes like! XD we got so excited! (Thanks Greg!)

Turns out his hair tastes like strawberries…yum

Disclaimer: I do not own SWAC

"Alright Sonny, you got the plan?" Tawni asked, her hands gripped my shoulders tightly.

"I run in there, grab Chad's laptop and make a break for it." I repeated.

Tawni and I REALLY wanted the laptop to search up the new Tridark trailer, Blake Radison may be a jerk, but it's never too late to start liking Taylor Lautner!

Tawni seemed satisfied.

"Good girl." And with that Tawni let go of my shoulders.

The rest was all a blur. I distinctively remembered bursting through Chad's dressing room in an attempt to grab his laptop, making a huge fool of myself on the way.

I also remember trying to grab the laptop from him, then falling flat on my face. The rest was history.

So what was I doing now?

Well you could say I was being held prisoner in Chad's dressing room while he surfed the web.

"Chad," I started tapping his leg.

"Chad!" I said once again, slightly louder.

"What?" he asked as his head snapped up. "What are you doing?" I asked genuinely curious.

"I'm checking how many results I have when I Google my name." He replied like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

I rolled my eyes and scooted closer to him.

"Hey, look at that 2 million results." He gloated.

I ignored him as I read the most popular results, "Hmm, wikipedia, fanfiction…you have a fansite?" I gaped at him while he just chuckled.

"Don't act so surprised Munroe, you know how all the ladies love the Chadster." He responded still smirking.

"The Chadster, really?" I commented sarcastically.

Chad however just lowered his laptop and clicked on the fansite.

"Let's see, message board, links…"

"Click message boards!" I instructed him.

He gave me a semi glare but still pressed it. Immediately the screen was filled with tons of forum and fan topics.

"Wow," I let out.

"Impressed?" Chad asked smugly. I took the laptop from him, scrolling down the page.

"What is this? Chad's wink, Chad's hair, Chad's eyes, Channy…what's Channy?"

I asked absolutely horrified.

"Beats me," he muttered before taking back his laptop.

"Hey look, Chad lovers only!" He exclaimed.

"Is that the name of the forum?" I asked still in shock.

Chad gave a curt nod before clearing his throat and reading, "Greg, every girl here is obsessed with him." He raised his eyebrow at me suggestively.

"Who wrote that?" I asked disgusted.

"I don't know some chick, Disneymuffins." He replied.

"What's next, Disneycupcake?" I asked, sarcasm dripping from my voice.

"No, but there's someone named Kandyshock." I didn't even wanna know what they meant by Kandy.

"Hey, they're having a fight over me!" Chad said delighted.

"What?" I asked laughingly as I moved the screen towards me.

"Missysonny123 says, Chad's mine, Kaliet says Chad Dylan Cooper is my boyfriend and Sugar rush says, if you two don't back off, you'll have the same fate as Joe." I read.

"Joe Jonas?" Chad clarified. "I hate that guy!" he exclaimed.

"Well you don't have to worry about that, it seems your fans already took care of him for you." I bit out viciously.

Chad pretended he couldn't are less as he took a sip of his Pepsi.

Nether less, I read on. "Kaliet says, I wonder what Chad's hair tastes like." Immediately Chad did a spit take, spewing out all the Pepsi in his mouth.

"Hah?" he demanded.

"Kaliet thinks it tastes like strawberries, Allison thinks coconut, Sugar thinks it tastes like Pepsi and blooblahbleeblehk is now researching if you drink Pepsi or not." I stated calmly.

I eyed the Pepsi he spat on the floor, "I guess you do drink Pepsi."

"What else does it say?" Chad asked changing the subject.

"Allison Cooper…Hey that's my first name!" I noticed. Chad eyed my weirdly, "And that's my last name." He realized.

I shrugged it off like it was no big deal and continued reading. "Anyway Allison doesn't just wanna know what your hair taste like, she's asking what it smells like, what brand of shampoo, oh and she wants to find out where you live!"

Chad didn't even move. Honestly he looked scared to death as he took another sip of his Pepsi.

"Hey look, there's someone named Chelsea." I noted.

"Is she normal?" Chad asked.

"I wanna eat Chad." I read from her post.

There was silence in the room for a couple of seconds before Chad set his Pepsi down. "Never mind." He stated.

"Wait! Don't you wanna hear what Lilentropy or Channy-Addict has to say?" I asked, perfectly amused.

"No," Chad assured holding up his hand. But I was having too much fun too care. "Ooh what about Amanda Anonymous or shea, they have normal names!" I reasoned.

Chad glared at me. "Yeah the last one who had a normal name wanted to eat me." Chad emphasized.

"Hey there's a guy on your fan site!" I exclaimed.

"I don't even wanna know." Chad responded, jumping to conclusions.

"His names Greg." I analyzed.

"Great." Chad said sarcastically.

"Does he wanna know what my hair taste like too?" he asked with a roll of his eyes. "No…but Channyfan97 and Servagal215 does!" I replied enthusiastically.

Chad groaned. "What's with people and what my hair tastes like?" Chad asked exasperated. I paused for a second.

"What does your hair taste like?" I asked suddenly curious.

"I don't know? I-whoa Sonny what are you doing?" He asked as I advanced towards him.

"I bet it tastes like shampoo." I said as I took another step closer. "Heh, you're kinda scaring me a little." Chad said helplessly.

"Chad, hold still, I'm going to lick your hair." I told him calmly.

His eyes widened as I rest my hands on his shoulders. Before I could lean in, he made a dash across the room.

I ran after him. "Let me lick your hair!" I insisted.

"Never!" Chad yelled as he ran around his couch, trying to escape from me.

Finally I tackled him to the ground, with him squirming under me. "Now, back to business." I stated before leaning down and brushing my lips across his hair. He didn't move.

I sat up. "Kaliet was right, it does taste like strawberries." I stated before standing up and leaving Chad in a daze.

"That's it?" He asked still on the ground.

"I wanted to know what your hair tastes like and know I know." I replied.

Chad smirked before asking, "Wouldn't you rather know what my lips tastes like?"

YAY I'm done, yah I was trying to fit a number of people from the SWAC forum. I'm sorry if I didn't mention you, but I guarantee you that I love everyone on the SWAC forum! So, if you're a SWAC fan, a Channy fan, or a Sterling obsessed fan girl, I recommend you join us! Sonny-with-a-chance dot com people!

Join us and together we will find out where Sterling lives and track him down!