Ooh, my second one-shot today! The weather is too hot outside (never thought I'd ever say that!) so I'm on my pc writing stuff :D

Miss Poptart xx

"Oh, it will be ok!" Emma comforted Olivia. Charlie had just dumped Olivia, and Emma was planning to kick his ass at the next available opportunity. Hopefully, that opportunity would be in front of Olivia. It might make her feel better.

Both girls were currently lounging around in Olivia's flat, Emma making coffee in the kitchen and Olivia moping on the settee.

"Look on the bright side! You can go to the portrait gallery with somebody now!" Emma told her, whilst waiting for the kettle to boil. Olivia just scowled.

"I just can't help it! I can't stop thinking of him!" she exclaimed, rolling off the settee and on to the floor.

"Why not?" Emma asked.

"I don't know!" Olivia screamed, still on the floor. "It's like he's playing a CD in my brain that's stuck, and it keeps going 'Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!' It's doing my head in!"

"Well, pull the plug out." Emma said.

"Ugh, I wish I could, but it's a battery operated CD player."

"Ok, this has gotten weird. Is there actually a CD player or are you speaking metaphorically?"

"Metaphorically."

"Ok. Now get back on this settee and drink this coffee." Emma demanded.

"I cant. It reminds me of him!"

"How does drinking a cup of coffee remind you of Charlie!?"

"I met him in Starbucks…" Olivia wailed, and Burst into tears.

"Oh for crying out loud…" Emma sighed. "Tonight, we are going downtown, getting drunk, forgetting all our worries, and making Charlie feel like crap if he crosses our path!"

Olivia giggled.

"I might meet someone new…" she muttered.

"That's the spirit!" Emma said, and they spent the rest of the afternoon planning what pubs they were going to go to, and who was coming. Eventually, it ended in a girly night out, in which Idith, Dorcas, Una and Naren tagged along. Inez and Zelda were busy.

Ok, its short, its probably rubbish, but I'm too hot to care…

Miss Poptart xx