Oh well, I gotta go now, I still have the sniffles. Also, please don't sue me, it's not like I'm getting any money or anything for this. Which reminds me, *ahem* For The Love Of All That is Good and Decent, Will Somebody Please Hire Me?! :) -Zzt-
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When everything sucks
and you get mugged on the bus
then you should get a friend
Chorus: Stun Gun!
When life is a drab
and you feel threatened and mad
then you should go downtown [and buy a-]
Chorus: Stun Gun!
`Cause lots of people are evil
yes, they just want your money.
They hide and stalk and kill and walk
`cause they just want your money,
-but few have Stun Gun.
Go buy it now,
the clock's ticking,
get the really big black one,
the one that starts fires (what?!)
Chorus: Stun Gun!
Everything's better with-
Chorus: Stun Gun!
Every place safer with-
Chorus: Stun Gun!
People are nicer to youuuu!
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When everything sucks
and you get mugged on the bus
then you should get a friend
Chorus: Stun Gun!
When life is a drab
and you feel threatened and mad
then you should go downtown [and buy a-]
Chorus: Stun Gun!
`Cause lots of people are evil
yes, they just want your money.
They hide and stalk and kill and walk
`cause they just want your money,
-but few have Stun Gun.
Go buy it now,
the clock's ticking,
get the really big black one,
the one that starts fires (what?!)
Chorus: Stun Gun!
Everything's better with-
Chorus: Stun Gun!
Every place safer with-
Chorus: Stun Gun!
People are nicer to youuuu!