Summary: What if Voldemort has a Vampire mate, who has a kinky mind? In the middle of Death Eater meeting? We all could only guess...
A/N; So, this is my first fanfic in english, so be merciful! I'm not native english speaker. You can tell me my mistakes, so this could be little bit easier to read. Thanks and enjoy! And remember to Review!
"My Lord, someone wants to meet you", one of Death Eaters, Lestrange said.
"Bring him in", Voldemort said in a bored tone.
"Yes, My Lord", he said and went. Voldemort waited patiently and soon his staff room doors opened with a loud pang.
"Who are you?" Voldemort asked little bit surprised.
"I'm your vampire mate", the boy said smile on his lips. WHAT! Voldemort's mind screamed.
"I don't have a mate", he said pertinently.
"Oh, but now you have", the stranger said and walked closer.
"How you can prove it to me?" Voldemort asked.
"Easily", the boy said and came even closer. Voldemort watched when boy lifted his cloak and showed a mark on his left wrist.
Lord Voldemort's vampire mate Harry Potter.
Ok, now he believed him. No doubt on that six-year-old could read that, too.
"Fine, you have your prove. So this is going to effect me?" Voldemort looked straight to the boy's eyes and seemed to satisfied on something.
"I had to find you, I'm going to go nuts soon. But when I'm here no side effects", the boy smiled.
"What's your name?" Voldemort asked and went closer to the boy their noses touched, almost. "Are you blind or something?" the boy asked suspiciously.
He lifted his sleeve and then again there was that damn mark where he saw clearly his name. Harry Potter. How stupid he was! And he called himself Voldemort. "Yeah, right", he said little bit pink on her cheeks. Harry laughed and suddenly jumped on his lap.
"What you are doing?" Voldemort asked uncertainly. "Can't I sit on your lap because I'm your mate?" Harry asked bewildered.
"It was just unexpected", Voldemort said and wrapped his arms around his mate's tiny waist. "Thanks", he said whispering. Voldemort stared his mate, what he was thanking? Harry noticed puzzled look on his mate's face and smiled warmly.
"It's just you are accepting me and don't go crazy or something like that and I can sit on your lap", Harry said smiling. Knock on the door interrupted their conversation. "Come in", Voldemort said little bit angrily.
The door opened and Snape came inside. "My Lord", he said and bowed. "Severus", Voldemort answered. "Everyone are in the meeting room, have we a meeting right now?" he asked and rise up. "Yes, we have but first I have to introduce you my vampire mate, Harry Potter", Voldemort said with smile and looked down his lap. There was nothing. No boy and no Harry. Where did his mate went? Maybe he wanted to take a look around the Mansion.
"I don't see anyone, My Lord", Severus said and chuckled. "Don't laugh me, Snape or you regret it", Voldemort said seriously. Severus stopped and waited. "Shall we go, my followers are waiting so are you Snape", Voldemort apparated to the meeting room. "Good evening my dear followers, I hope you had as pleasant morning as I have. Do you have something to report?" Voldemort sat on his chair and waited.
Rockwood begin to tell something about Muggle world and he listened only on one ear. Middle of Rockwood's speech he felt something to sat on his lap, again. "Harry, what are you doing here?" Voldemort asked softly and Death Eaters dropped their eyes on the floor, almost.
Never in their lives they didn't heard Dark Lord to speak someone so softly. They listened carefully, not to disturb their Lord's and his mystery invisible lover's moment. No answer came, so they continued their reports. "Whose money and were?" their Lord asked suddenly and in a meeting room was deathly silence.
He raised his head and looked up on his followers. No one dared to move. "What you are looking at?" he asked murderously. "Nothing", they murmured. "Keep on telling me your reports." One by one they told to they Master what they had heard.
When was Bellatrix Black's turn to report, Dark Lord sighed in pleasure. Many heads snapped to look this unknown episode. Bellatrix continued her report, surprise to be seen on her face. "... Dumbledore has inform United Kingdom's Prime Minister that here is war and he manipulated the Prime Minister, who is now maybe David Cameron, to the Light side", Bellatrix finished her report.
Every one looked to their Master, again. Something was wrong, he point out to fight against something. If they listened closely they could heard repressed moans. They flinch backwards and murmurs were heard amongst them.
"My Lord are you all right?" the brave one or foolish one Death Eater asked.
"Don't be worry, Neville bloody Longbottom is just coward and that bothers my powers, I'm not just to feel something like this", he said quickly, too quickly.
Something fell on the floor and Death Eaters looked curiously down to the floor. In the Dark Lord's pants dripped blood. He noticed this too and growled something about "bloody vampire mates" and said angrily: "You are dismissed." Death Eater's hurried quickly out.
"If I didn't knew better I would doubt that Longbottom dreamed wet dreams and our Lord has that-time-of-a-month", Lestrange said and male Death Eaters broke up to laugh.
...TBC...
A/N: So, what you think? Is it bad or horrible? So much mistakes that you couldn't read? Funny, even?