"I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR NARUTO CHARACTERS, JUST MY LOVE FOR THE SEXY GAI!' START STORY X3
I was so exhausted. 'Ten years, ten FUCKING years to complete just one S - ranked mission. Damn old man, what was he thinking when he assigned me something like that. It was such a pain in the ass to gather such classified information form a Lord like that.' I was walking alone amongst the almost forgotten path to my home, my real home in Konoha. My long, wavy, dark brown, hair bouncing behind the lower part of my back as I was just about to enter the gates of the great Hidden Leaf village.
"Stop right there! What's your buisness here in Konoha?" ask one of the familar faces. I was tired, I was hunger, and I was PISSED!
"Out of my way you idiot! Im Yumi Hide, ninja of Konoha. And if you don't believe me, look at my head band." I almost thought the pour guy was about to piss himself when I start yelling at him as I point to the leaf symble on my dark blue head band wrapped around light blue, sleevless kimono at my waist. The guy looked at the symbol and nodded. I was about to start walking when,..
"Im sorry Ms Hide-san. But I need to ask you a few more questions to verify your identity." I snapped. I grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up with one hand and other held back.
"I GONNA VERIFY YOU INTO NEXT WEEK IF YOU DONT LIKE ME THROUGH YOU FU-,.."
"Hot tempure, strength that could easily surpass any man, and a most beautiful sight for the sore eyes. How long as it been Hide-chan?"
I look over to my side and seen my long lost friend, Hatake Kakashi. I dropped the gaurd on his ass and left scamper away as he whimpered, "ID verified!" I walk up to my long time friend and punched him right in the stomach.
"Oof!" He was now crowching down trying not to lose his lunch.
"W-what was that for?" "Kashi-kun you dick! It's been ten years and you never ounce sent me a letter! Some friend." You was about to walk away when a firm hand gripped your arm. "Well then, I guess I should make it up to you. How 'bout I take you out for dinner, my treat."
I could hear that lovable jackass smiling but seeing it's been a few days since I ate something other than berries and roots, a good meal actually sounds nice. I had to smile at him, "Alright Kashi-kun, when do we go out?" "Now."
Kakashi' POV
It really has been ten years since you've last seen Hide. Her strength, temper, and beauty only increased immensely over the years. She always was one of the very women you really couldnt take your eyes off of. Of course, you wasn't going to tell her that. She WAS your friend after all. So here you sat, at the BBQ restraunt acrossed from Hide, eating peacefully and informing her of all that happen over the years, team 7, the attacks on the Leaf, and the new Hokage.
"The old man died?" The look on her face was calm and emotionless like the perfect ninja, but her perfect blue sasphire eyes were different. They screamed shock, anger, and grief. All you could do is nod. She looked away outside for a minute, the silence almost awkward till she looked back at me and place one of her now light blue gloved hands on the table and rest her flawless face upon it.
"Tell me more about what happen her," was all she said. Before i could utter a single sylliable, "Ka-Kashi! There you are, trying to hide from me again, huh, my eternial rival!" 'Oh no,..it's Gai!"
Hide's POV
'What the hell? Who is this weirdo?' I was talking with Kashi-kun when this guy wearing green tights, a bowl cut, and HUGE eyebrows rudely interruped us. After he gave the 'thumbs-ups' to Kashi, he then 'just' noticed me.
"Why Ka-kashi, I didn't know you was on a date. Pleasure you meet you, I'm Miato Gai, the Beautiful Green Beast of Konoha. And you are?" He extended his hand and nearly blinded me with smiled. Kashi knows me way too well.
"Err,..Gai I wouldn't if I was you" He knows my smirks all too well. Before Gai could ask what he meant, I stood and took Gai's hand in mine and it a 'little' squeeze and pulled him closer so he was only an intch away from my face, obviously felt uncomfortable with this and I gave him my favorite death glare.
"Im Yumi Hide, and this is NOT a date, do you understand that you spandex wearing pixie!" Kashi just looked at me as if he was a fish out of water and Gai looked as if he was about to faint, but he slowly nodded. I looked at Kashi, thanked him for dinner and head towards the tower to turn in my 'book' report. Leaving the two idiots to do whatever it is that they do.
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Kakashi's POV
Gai was still standing there, wondering what he said to piss off the woman. You couldn't help but chuckle. Gai looked at me while rubbing his swollen purple hand and smiled.
"What a woman!" You raised an eyebrow at Gai response. Normal men who have the misfortune to anger Hide was hiding for years at a time or they turn gay from their new found phobia of women, if only Gai was normal. Gai was suddenly sitting next to you with an arm around your shoulder with no chance to escape.
"Kakashi, I've never in my life been stunded by such a beautiful and feisti woman. Tell me who she is." You couldn't help stare at the arm dangling around neck and few people looking at the two of you, whispering and giggling.
"Err,..Gai. If you could sit over there, I'd be happy to tell you everything you need to know about Hide-chan." Not a second later Gai was across from you, leaning over the table smiling ear to ear, wanting to here more about Hide till, "Ouch!" He sat back down and looked at the burnt lines in his jump suite. You had to sign, this was the worst particament you could think of. Either tell Gai about Hide,...Hide kills you. Or don't tell Gai and Gai wont leave you alone till you do and then Hide kills you.
'Damn it.' "Alright Gai, as you already know, Hide-chan and I wasn't on a date. Infact, we haven't dated in over ten years."
"So you two was a couple at one point?" Suddenly, Gai had a serious face. You nodded and continued.
"Yes we did at one point, but we broke it off a month later. We decided that we were too much of friends to be boyfriend and girlfriend. Which was a good thing 'cause the next day she was assigned a S-rank mission in which she didn't returned to till just a hour ago. She is one of my closest friends and probably the most powerful kunoichi in our village. I think she could even deffeat Lady Hokage if she really tried. She does have a temper as you seen but she does have a very soft side about her that she wont show very often or even often, and mind you, she takes being a ninja very seriously. But, if you really want to know her, you'll have to work really hard at it, like I did."
Gai just sat there with his eyes closed, pondering my words and letting them really sink in. He stayed like that for so long you almost thought that he fell asleep, then you remind yourself how you wished that you were that lucky.
"I've got it!" Gai's voice made many quiet a few people jump, not just yourself. "I'll go and get Hide-san a 'welcome home' present!" He then gave you the nice guy pose and ran with lightening speed to the local gift shop. You had to sign again. 'Hide is REALLY gonna kill me.'
Hide's POV
I just spent about an hour in the Hokage's office giving all the smaller details about the Lord Ozu's plan for a new war, and how he plans to make profit from it. After happily accepting a very nice pay and a month vacation, it was just about time to see my old apartment. 'I am NOT looking forward to cleaning my room.' Thankfully, Kashi's treat to dinner really helped your additude improve for the day. 'The cure for a woman's scorn,..free BBQ' I thought to myself as I chucked. I was just about to enter in the private alley to my own private house, I couldn't help but see a flash of green and orange coming fast in my direction. Looking closer, I can now see it's Maito Gai waving energeticly at me.
"Ms Hide-san! Ms Hide-san!" He tried to stop running but failed miserably, instead he tripped and tumbled the rest of the way, stopping just before he landed at my feet face down but with one hand held up holding a boquet of flowers. It was beautifully arranged with violets, blues bells, and lillies, all wrapped in a green silk cloth and a red blow.
"Gai,...are you alive? If so, are you ok?" Then in an instent, he was on his feet scratching the back of his head laughing in embrassessment. "Yes I'm perfectly fine, Ms Hide-san. Thank you for asking." Gai just stood there smiling at me. A few seconds passed and he was still just standing there, smiling at me. I had to cough to snap him out if it.
"Oh yeah! Here Hide-san, these are for you. It's a little welcome home present. And these are an I'm sorry for being rude present." He suddenly handed me the boquet and a small box of mint chocolates that he pulled out of his vest. I was amazed, Gai may be the most goofiest bastard I've ever met but he was the probably the most concideritable. I took the gifts and said my thanks.
"Thanks Gai-san, look about earliar,.." He just gave me a pose, "Don't worry about a thing my eternal rival's beautiful friend. There's no need to explain a thing." smiled and almost blind me again with that damn glossy white smile of his. Knowing Gai is a goofy, conciderate, gentlemen after my anger outburst actually made feel warm and welcome. I couldn't stop myself from smiling.
'Damn Gai, making me smile.' "Like I said Gai, thank you. Now if you dont mind, I need to start cleaning my house now." I was about to walk away when Gai suddenly grabbed my arms and held me at arm's length. My first instict was to kick him in the balls as hard as I could,..but I was curious to see what he would do.
"My eternal rival's most beautiful friend! Please, let me clean your house! Kakashi told me of your long weary travels and it would be most unpleasent to come home and not catch up on much needed rest." I knew my eyes had to be as big as dinner plates. 'Ok I didn't expect that.'
"Er,..Gai, that's unnessisary." "Nonscense, for I the Beautiful Green Beast of Konoha, will be honored to help such a yougthful blossom such as yourself." I slapped his hands off of me, 'Hmm, it would be easier for a hand and besides, alittle company won't kill me.' Then I looked closer at Gai and his goofy blushing smile, 'On second thought.'
"So how about it, Ms Hide-san?" I had to sign, I dont think he's a type of guy that gives up easily. "Ok Gai-san, I'll let you help me. But, you have to do exactly what I say and when I say it. Is that clear?" He posed at me and with his booming voice that nearly made me deaf,
"Yes Ma'am! I promise I will not fail, for if I fail I will do 500 laps around the village, backwards on my hands!"
'What the fuck! That's it I'm killing Kakashi!' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kakashi's POV
I was walking to the training area to meet team 7 when I felt the cold shiver of oncoming death shoot up my spine. 'She IS gonna kill me.' -_-'
End Chapter one