Alas, a Tiva and McAbby fanfic with HARRY POTTER! Not a crossover. That would be strange… This is actually hard to describe… They go to Deathly Hallows part 2 midnight premiere! Woot! I actually came up with the idea after I bought my midnight tickets. I try not to mix my fandoms, but sometimes it happens. Well, I hope you like it! Review to tell me what I need to work on (:

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Tiva and McAbby!

Chapter 1

It was just a normal day at NCIS. There wasn't a case, so everyone was just working on old paperwork. Ziva was so focused on her work that she jumped when Tony yelled.

"YES! I got the tickets! I have to go tell Abbs and McGoo."

"TONY! Why must you yell?"

"Sorry, Zi. I'm just so excited! The Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 tickets just went on sale and I bought mine! Well, actually I bought one for me, Abby, McGee, and a date. I think Abby and McGee are going together… Are they dating?"

Ziva sighed, "Tony, you really are blind. They have been together for almost two months now. You actually watch Harry Potter? Hah! And you're bringing a date?"

"Ziva, Ziva, Ziva…This isn't just a Harry Potter movie. It's the last Harry Potter movie. Besides, I love the series," Tony mockingly glared at her. "I don't have a date, but I'll get one. Who can resist me?"

"You are so full of yourself! I have never seen a Harry Potter movie, nor have I read one of the books."

"You haven't? Oh my god, Zi! Those are like, the only books that I've ever read and enjoyed! Okay, there's only one way to solve this. You, me, and McAbby are haven't a Harry Potter marathon Saturday. My place. Bring your pajamas! It's gonna be a long night! Come over at about two-ish."

Ziva smiled at his offer. She loved having movie marathons at Tony's house, "Okay, Tony. I'll come over. When does the last one come out anyway?"

"Part 2 doesn't come out until next week. (A/N: YEAH, I KNOW. THE TICKETS CAME OUT ABOUT A MONTH BEFORE THE MOVIE, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THE STORY, I CHANGED IT A LITTLE. SORRY!)," An idea suddenly struck Tony. "Hey, Zi! You should be my date!"

The words escaped Tony's mouth before he could stop them. Of course he would love for Ziva to be his date, but would she? Crap.

"You know what I mean. You should use the extra ticket and come with me and the happy couple. It'd be like double dating except we're only friends."

Ziva was trying not to blush when Tony practically asked her out, "I wouldn't want to use your ticket. I know how you are when you don't have a date every night."

"No, come on, Ziva. It'd be worth it," Tony mentally slapped himself again. He needs to think about what he's about to say before he says it. Yeah, right! Like that would ever happen!

"Okay, sure. So do I need to bring anything to the movie marathon?"

"Nah, I got beer and food. I'll ask McLoverboy when he gets back up here," Tony looked towards the elevator. "If he gets back up here."

The rest of the week passed with little action. There was a murder, but the killer was armature and found within a few hours. When Saturday finally arrived, Ziva was so excited for the movie marathon that she ran double her usual. McGee and Abby were coming over, also. Tony had his apartment set up for a perfect movie marathon. They would need plenty of beers and enough snacks to last over 12 hours. He figured Ziva would eventually fall asleep as she always did during their movie nights. Tony smiled at the memories that filled his brain. She only lasted about three hours into their Sean Connery marathon.

Abby was the first to arrive, "Hey, Tony! I found the Bertie Bots at Party City. I got one for each of us. Has Ziva arrived yet? Timmy said he'll be here in about twenty minutes."

"Mhmm. You guys can stop pretending you're a couple. Ziva told me already. I can't believe you two are dating again! You have to name your first child after me."

"TONY! We-I-I'm not- Oh, shut up!" Tony's grin almost reached his ears. The only time she had ever seen him smile wider was when Ziva was around. "So! You're in love with Ziva! Don't deny it, Tony!"

Tony was taken aback, "I am not in love with her! Ziva and I are just friends!" His face was turning a bright shade of red, almost pink.

"Uh…Am I interrupting anything?" Of course Ziva picked this time to come through the door. Tony could tell she heard them because her cheeks had also turned a barely noticeable shade of pink.

"Oh, why hello, Ziva! Just in time! I was just talking to Tony about you," Abby was going to have so much fun with this. She knew they had feelings for each other. One night when Ziva drank way too much, she somehow arrived at Abby's place and told her everything. It had happened a few months ago, but Abby doubted anything had changed since then. Ziva told her about her feelings for Tony and how she loved him, but he had a thing with E.J. She told Abby about using Ray as a distraction, but he got too serious so she broke it off. Much of what she said was slurred, but Abby got out the important things.

"Abby was just going to go call her boyfriend to see if he was on his way. He's on your speed dial, is he not?" This time Abby was embarrassed. "Run along, Batgirl."

"Tony, stop being mean to Abby and Tim!"

McGee arrived shortly after and they all settled in Tony's living room. They had blankets spread out everywhere on the floor. Tony popped ten bags of popcorn for starters. Everyone had their Bertie Bot's beans and twizzlers that were used as wands. Tony almost died laughing when Ziva popped a Bertie Bot's bean in her mouth without checking the flavor. It turned out to be rotten egg and caused Ziva to gag and spit it out all over Tony. Needless to say, his laughter stopped immediately. Abby and McGee's on the other hand picked up even more. Ziva cracked a grin after she apologized a few times.

Ziva and Tony stayed on opposite sides of the couch while Abby and McGee spread out on the blankets. When Ziva looked down, she saw McGee place his arm over Abby's shoulders, and Abby rest her head on his shoulder. They did make a cute couple, Ziva thought.

Tony jumped up and put the Sorcerer's Stone DVD in and pressed play, "Let the marathon begin!"

So, what'd ya think? Good, bad, horrible? Should I continue? If you want me to continue, it will probably be 3 or 4 chapters and an epilogue. Review please!