Sapphires and Morning Glory

Stipulate

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Summary: This one is the first one. It's a little late, but…Stan and Kyle's relationship has stipulations.

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stipulate• verb

1 : to make an agreement to do something contract

2 : to specify (something) as a condition or requirement (as of an agreement or offer)

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Upon their nineteenth birthdays, Stan and Kyle had decided to try taking their relationship to a whole 'nother level. But when they had done so, they had written out and signed an agreement on what they would and would not do.

One of the stipulations was that they would not have sex until after 120 days had passed.

Stan was not that patient. While Kyle could, and frequently did, go at least fourteen days without masturbating, Stan needed to take care of business at least every other day, and didn't mind doing it every day.

Thusly, Stan wanted sex with Kyle before any 120 day period elapsed.

He told Kyle this somewhere around Day 35.

"No," Kyle responded.

"No?"

"No. You agreed no sex until after 120 days." And then he returned to making comments in the margin of a book he was reading.

"But…but…Iwantsex!" Stan declared, setting his face into a pout.

"No sex."

"Kyyyyyyyyyyyyle!!"

"No. Sex. Not until September 24." September 24, of course, being day 121 of their relationship.

"But that's three months away!"

"Yes it is. Learn some patience, Stanley dear."

"My hand's nowhere NEAR as tight as your sweet ass!"

"Stan, there will be no sex until September 24. I have your signature on that. You agreed to that stipulation. You cannot sweet-talk me into sex with you."

"Meanie," Stan said, before stalking off, probably to look up if it was possible to tighten his hands on Wikipedia.

Kyle just smirked and returned to his book.

Life went on.

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Notes: Yeah. It's short. I don't really care. It's done, and I'm sunburnt as hell from sitting in a shithole stadium for five and a half hours this afternoon. My team won, but that's not the point.

Some of them might be longer than this, and I hope so, but I doubt it. Oh well.

Phoenix II