A selection of Christmas Carols my lovelies!
The majority of them are Hungary themed as my sister helped write them and she is similar to Hungary in personality.
Thank you Hannah! :)
Review, or I'll send Hungary round with a frying pan...
Oh frying pan, oh frying pan,
Thy cast iron surface gleaming
Oh frying pan, oh frying pan,
That leavest Prussia screaming
Not only good for cooking eggs,
But also hitting people's heads
Oh frying pan, oh frying pan
Thy cast iron surface gleaming!
God rest ye merry frying pans let nothing you dismay
For you successfully knocked out Prussia yesterday,
To save us all from 'Awesome's' power when we were gone astray,
Oh tidings of cast iron pain,
Cast iron pain,
Oh tidings of cast iron pain
Hark the herald Gilbirds sing,
Awesome to the Prussian king
Awesome in Prussia, and world wide
Bad touch trio, reconciled
Awesome! All ye nations rise,
Join the awesome: eat mince pies.
Hark the herald Gilbirds sing,
Awesome to the Prussian king!
Deck the halls with rows of frying pans,
Fa la la la la, fa la la *whack*!
Tis the season to hit Prussia,
Fa la la la la, fa la la *thump*!
*Dong* be merry, *clang* apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la *thwack*!
Deck the halls with rows of frying pans,
Fa la la la la, la la la *smash*!
Crash bang wallpop smash on high
In Hungary frying pans are clanging,
Thump whack whistle through the sky
Against Prussia's head they're banging
Glooooooooooooooooorious weapons of torture
Glooooooooooooooooorious ways to beat up Prussia
God rest ye Merry aristocrats,
Grand pianos all you play!
Violins, violas, cellos,
Sweet music all the day!
Thou saved us all from Punk Rock's power,
Whilst teens were led astray,
Oh tidings of classical joy,
Classical joy,
Oh tidings of classical joy!
Merry Christmas Guys!
Emily Prustrian
