Ok my computer is ghetto so I'm not going to have an enter key for the time being …..All from spilling Hawaiian punch on it so f *ck all of you who get mad at me for not pushing the enter key for the first couple of chapters of anything I write. Mms so this is a fan fiction about the legend of Zelda video game ocarina of time. start Gannon was grooving through his castle like a boss wearing his full body armors , a pair of pink shades , a pair of Zelda's high heels all while listening to the loop of lyrics ( I'm a boss a$$ b!tch ) on his iPod . oh the beat was hot he thought doing a dance that resembled the moon walk but it was more of pop lock and drop it to the side in a fast motion without moving his feet …it was like magic because it was or at least the kind of movement you would expect in a very old laggy video game and no person could do that unless they were a wizard. Hell he was happy that's all that mattered! He even ignored his guards who were thinking he might have popped quite a few mollies, that or the thought of having all Power of the triforce has gone to his head …..Oh well... moving on .he was in the princesses room now with his big hands reaching for the rest of Zelda's wardrobe when suddenly link bust down the door from its hinges causing it to fall over tugging on Gannon's headphone cords watching as if in slow motion fall to the floor along with his beloved phone making a huge crack down the middle .Gannon's butt cheeks clinched up together tightly with his four head getting all veiny , he was really angry letting out a battle cry that shook the very ground they stood on charging for link. though he just jumped over him smacking his big fanny with his master sword cutting the back of Gannon's pants clean off along with a couple of a$$ hairs revealing a horrific sight of what stretched out remains are left of Zelda's undies …links eyes started to burn as Gannon started to yell at link….YES YEEEESSSS LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT! LET THE LAST THING YOU WILL EVER SEE AGAIN BURN INTO YOUR SOUL! AHHHHHHH He shouts...Gannon then proceeded to chase a terrified link all through the castle for five long hours with his pants ripped like that evil laughing until finally link tripped over a brick on the floor inhale and exhaling heavily out of exhaustion with flared nostrils...this man is pure evil yet he can really run in those high heels …so link thought trembling just a bit. Gannon looked a little tired too and decided to take a short rest by sitting down on top of links chest since he's clearly not going to move…yet he could still muster out a fart. Oh the poor boy was already traumatized. But now a fart too? This is just the cherry on his day you have to think, though you have to admit it's better than being sat on by a goron. Just as link thought it couldn't get any worse Gannon took out his spare iPod putting on his song loop once again only to turn around with his a$$ now in links vision , twerking while slamming links back further into the bricks with the floor caving in from dat strong a$$. The floor beneath them crumbles after Gannon slammed down for the seventh time with both of them falling into the darkness below with evil laughter echoing through the wet dungeon walls that now surrounded them before splattering onto the pavement. Link opened his eyes to find himself back in his bed …was I dreaming? I fucking hope so he thought ... he was...He was dreaming, shit like that does not happen...unless it is in dreams but then that just means you got problems that need to be sorted out mentally in your mind … that or I shouldn't type stories at 4 am in the morning …I type weird sh!t when I'm tired …ugh..- - end