Disclaimer: I do not own The World Ends With You. I am not profiting monetarily from this fanfiction. Enjoy.
At this point, I've dabbled with a lot of different genres to see where they would take me. Time to give "crack fic" a try! A series of short conversations between Rhyme and various characters who contradict the wisdom of her adages, primarily Beat.
Chapter 1: An Apple a Day
"Rhyme, I just don't care much for fruits and vegetables. Hell, I've never eaten an apple in my life."
"Oh, c'mon! You know what they say: an apple a day keeps the doctor away!"
"I'm pretty sure that's not true, ya know…"
"Shiki does it, and she's never been sick a day in her life!"
"That right?"
"Yup! Least, that's what she told me."
"Dammit, alright! I'm gonna be the healthiest guy in all of Shibuya!"
"Yay!"
"...my throat is throbbing."
"Oh no…you don't like the way it tastes?"
"It's not that…I literally…can't breathe…right…now…"
"Beat? Why are you on the ground?"
"…"
"Oh, damn…he's allergic to apples…"
Author's Note: I've been on break from my TWEWY fanfictions for a while. I would guess the reason for that is because I try too hard to make them have a brilliant story while utilizing the amazing world that the franchise has to offer. There isn't necessarily anything wrong with that, but I wanted an easy and relaxing project to work on, so this is what I came up with. This project was more or less inspired by the fanfiction "Things my little brother asks" by Dana-Eliza, so check her out if you're interested.
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