Stevenng311 here……

This will be the first story I will be starting and as such, don't blame me if you don't like it. I'm just a 'noob' on remember?

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, there will be no fillers in the series and everyone would love me for that.

Enjoy!

Chapter 1: Coming home? (Jiraiya's bad luck)

The two and a half year time skip…Oh what a great time to enjoy when your village is not under attack or that Orochimaru wouldn't surprise attack their village again.

Yes, the village hidden among the leaves or Konoha for short, has lived a long period of peace and slience ever since a certain blond and perverted Sannin left the village to train against the raising threat of Akatsuki.

Akatsuki, a group that consisted ten S-Class ninjas, is known to have betrayed their village they grew up in and were on the hunt for the tailed beasts to achieve their near-impossible goals.

As they plotted, Orochimaru also plotted to somehow defeat Konoha, but failed as he checked and rechecked all of his possibities. When he couldn't find any, he decided to scream in fury inside one of his many hideouts in the Land of Rice Fields. Kabuto, after hearing the scream, ran to Orochimaru's room, only to find a red-eyed Sannin lying on the floor and pieces of paper next to him. Puzzled, Kabuto lift up one of the papers to only find that Orochimaru was holding his arm.

"Kabuto, tell me what are you doing in my room. You know I like to have my private time to plan on destroying Konoha," said the Snake Sannin.

Paled and scared, Kabuto answered, "You screamed Orochimaru-sama so I came in to check on you"

"Well that didn't give you permission to barge into my room. Anyway, I was going to call you sice I need some ideas on how to make Konoha fall," said Orochimaru as he turned to the blank piece of paper on his desk.

An hour later, a combined evil laugh from Orochimaru and Kabuto filled the air, scaring some nearby animals.

Meanwhile…Haruno Sakura, now a fifteen years old kunoichi, was walking and smiling as she saw her young friends, the Konohamaru Corps., as they raced down the road to greet her in the Market district. "Sakura-neechan!" screamed Konohamaru as his two friends ran behind him.

"Konohamaru?" said Sakura as her friends came to a halt.

"Where are you going?"asked Konohamaru while triring to catch his breath.

"The village's main gate. I'm going to pick up the afternoon trafficking report for Tsunade-sama," replied Sakura as she looked at them with a puzzled face, "Do you want to come?"

"Yes!" shouted the three genin as Sakura chucked at their child-like behavior.

Eventually, the group reached the giant gates while talking about a certain cat that the genins had to catch for the wife of the Fire Daimyo.

About two minutes later, a white spot can be seen moving at a very fast speed. Sakura and the three genins kept on talking about their ninja lives while the two chunins, Izumo and Kotetsu, sat and listened to the group as they found it more interesting than guard duty.

It was when the white spot came into the village gates, overrunning Sakura in the process, while heading straight to the Hokage tower.

"This guy is so dead" thought Sakura as she got up from the floor, while nursing a massive footprint on her beautiful face, and started to chase the unknown intruder to who knows where. As she retreated, the group of genin and chunin could of sworn that Sakura was going to blow up since she was red in the face (from being angry) and air was blowing out of her ears. They sweatdropped at the thought and reminded themselves to never piss her off in the future since they knew of her 'super strength' that the kunoichi had learned from the Fifth Hokage.

The white spot, also known as Jiraiya the Toad Sannin, was rushing to the Hokage Tower to discuss a certain matter that had turned up while on the trip. Unknown to him, however, was a small group of armed villagers and a certain kunoichi who were chasing him to what seemed like to the ends of the earth. The events that caused a riot in the peaceful village, only kami knew.

Screams of curses such as "I'll kill you" and "Come back and face me like a man" finally made Jiraiya turn to look behind him. He had made a wrong choice. The Toad Sannin tripped on a rock, thus causing him to smash into a shop. This shop was actually a spa full of female villagers and kunoichi who screamed "Pervert!" before beating him into what seem to resemble a sack of crushed tomatoes. Once dressed and believed that the 'pervert' had enough, the women exited the spa with victory smirks.

"Finally! They left" said Jiraiya as he got up and slowly walked (limped) out of the spa only to find the villagers and Sakura waiting for him.

"Get him!" screamed Sakura as they once again attacked him and beat him into a sack a crushed tomatoes. Sakura then decided to end it by punching him in the face, thus caused him to "fly" into the Hokage tower. She still didn't realize that she had punched Jiraiya so she walked to the main gate to wait for her teammate, Naruto and the Toad Sannin Jiraiya.

Jiraiya, who was by now barely alive at the moment, was struggling to make the trip to Tsunade's office by crawling like an injured snail. After he crushed into the women's side of the bathroom and beat upon again, he finally makes it to the office, surprising Tsunade and Shizune with his injured body.

"Hey" crooked out Jiraiya before passing out. Tsunade and Shizune eventually heal him to the extent that he wouldn't die from a heart attack.

Once conscious, he found himself to be in Tsunade's office. He looked in front of him to found the Hokage staring back at him.

"So" Tsunade started, "What happened Jiraiya? What made you get these wounds and where's Naruto?"

"HE'S GONE TSUNADE!" yelled Jiraiya as he ignored the first two questions.

"WHAT?" questioned/ yelled Shizune since she saw him as her little brother.

"He left a letter before disappearing. Here, take a look." Replied the Toad Sannin.

Tsunade took the letter and read it at loud…

Dear Ero-sennin,

I have decided to extend my own training so I guess I will come back to Konoha in about 7-8 years. I'm sorry for leaving you, but I just had to. Blame the fluzz-ball. Anyway, I wish you a good journey back to Konoha.

Uzumaki Naruto

Tsunade chucked as she read the last part of the letter. "Always training eh Jiraiya?"

"Yeah, that brat sersiously want to be Hokage that bad" replied the Toad Sennin as he took out his pervented book. Bad mistake. The Slug Sennin, also known as Tsunade, punched Jiraiya out the window, but not before grabbing his book and burning it, reducing it into ashes.

Stevenng311 out…… Hope you enjoyed it!