So I recently watched Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince and I made up some awesome things to add into the script, but I'll write it in story form!

Disclaimer~

Pickle: MEEP

ME: Hai

Pickle:… meep.

Me: Okay, all I know is that I don't own HP sooo yeeaa *noms Pickle*

Pickle: *dies*

As Dumbledore falls in slow motion and Harry is buried in his emotions (RHYME!), there is a poof of pink smoke. Suddenly, a brown haired girl riding a unicorn (with a RAINBOW horn!) and brandishing a piece of bacon like a wand appears. "I'm here to sa…" she see's Dumbledore's falling body and stops, "Dang it! I'm too late!" She then takes a bite out of the bacon and all the Death Eaters are staring her like this e.e or O.O . "What?" she asks, shrugging then disappearing before anyone can say "Crucio".

Everyone is huddled in a semicircle around Dumbledore's body. Suddenly, a young girl with wavy blonde hair holds up her wand, "Put your wand in da air!" she says in a gangster voice, then proceeds to Dance like a monkey having a sugar rush. Soon everyone follows, dancing weirdly and spazticlike. Harry breakdances on the ground and some people around him chant, "Go Harry Go Harry!" Snape is wearing hippie clothes and is saying in his nasally voice, "Peace to da world maaaannnn." Holding up a peace sigh with his fingers and bobbing his head. Professer Slughorn skips around like a pixie, "I'm a pretty pony in a pretty pony land." He says happily, smile plastered to his face. Bellatrix throws on a pink wing and follows Snape's example, turning into a magical hippie chick. Brown haired girl and Draco hold hands and she says, "Come on Draco instead of that Death Eater tattoo let's get you a flower and unicorn then move to Happy land together and have a pink unicorn dragon baby." They skip away into the sunset.

Then, a shorter brown haired girl yells, "WHO WANTS SOME ICE CREAM?" everyone runs to the Great Hall and stuffs there face with creamy goodness. Except for Cormac McLaggen and the shorter BHG who are snogging each other. Dumbledore sits up and cries, "IM ALIVE! IT'S A MIRICLE! Wait where did everybody go?" The blonde haired girl looks up from her bowl, ice cream coating her face, "Did you hear something?" The rest of the wizarding students look up as well and chorus, "Nooooo." Then continue eating. An angel dog bursts through the window and one person says, "What's that?" but no one notices. Shorter BHG and McLaggen walk in and Cormac is afraid of the dog so he screams like a girl making everyone jump in surprise. A squad of rainbow colored bunnies hop through the hall and sing, "I'm a puppy I'm a bunny." Over and over again.

The magical end! I know its random and pointless and I KNOW ill get some constructive comments. But whatever, R&R! BTW super duper shout out to Short BHG and blondie over there for helping out with this awesome crazy story!

Peace, Love & all that that chiz,

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