I wanted to start posting some new stories, so I thought I'd give some comedy a try. This is as if the characters of Flashpoint are texting. This idea was completely inspired by CandyApple75's Once Upon A Time story. I'll write more chapters if people seem to like it. Oh, and by the way canon is overrated. Enjoy!
Sam: hey jules
Jules: Sam? I thought u dropped ur phone in the toilet
Sam: I did, but then I got a new one.
Jules: ok…. wat do u need?
Sam: um… well, me spike and ed had a little get together last night and spike and ed r gone.
Jules: what do u want me to do about it?
Sam: do u kno where they r?
Jules: no, why would i?
Sam: no reason, just- oh wait ed just came to the door. he's wearing a tutu
Jules: I'm gonna let u take care of this. bye sam.
Sam: Ed get back here!
Wordy: hey greg u got a minute?
Greg: yeah, what do u need wordy?
Wordy: Spike is running around my house dressed as a pirate and singing songs from Annie
Greg: ….
Wordy: what should I do?
Greg: ….
Wordy: greg?
Greg: just…hide.
Wordy: Ok. bye.
Sam: spike? where r u man?
Spike: ghiejrytbsu
Sam: come back to my place buddy
Spike: I will avenge your death, sam!
Sam: ?
Spike: I'm going to need more carrots
Sam: where r u?
Spike: what? since when is there a bush there?
Sam: ok spike that's enough come on back
Spike: not now im stuck in a bush
Sam: *sigh* im gonna come get u spike
Spike: ok but watch out for a bunny named carl he stole my pirate hat and I want it back.
Wordy: sam can u please hurry up and come get spike?
Sam: I tracked his phone, going as fast as I can. why?
Wordy: he started throwing things at my house
Sam: what things?
Wordy: carrots. mostly.
Wordy: and I think hes saying that he's avenging your death
Sam: on my way
Ed: Jules come to sam's house
Jules: sam told me that you're wearing a tutu
Ed: of course he did. just come to his house. now.
Jules: why me?
Ed: I figured u would know where his house is.
Jules: hey!
Ed: sorry! just come to Sam's house! he tied me up
Jules: r u sure there isn't a reason ur tied up?
Ed: not now!
Jules: bye ed.
Ed: JULES!
Greg: Ed? where r u? u were supposed to meet me at the station.
Ed: boss! do u kno where sam's house is? please tell me yes
Greg: umm yeah I think so. why?
Ed: get over here now
Greg: wordy told me that spike is going insane. were u and sam involved?
Ed: Omg not now boss just come untie me!
Greg: ur tied up?
Ed: yes! it's a long story. just get over—holy crap! since when does sam have a cat?
Greg: lol
Ed: ahhhh! get off me!
Ed: Sam! get the heck over here and tell ur cat to get off me!
Sam: Not now Ed I'm—cat?
Ed: yes! cat! wait what? please tell me this is your cat
Sam: nope.
Ed: not good.
Sam: no, not good. lol
Ed: Sam!
Sam: I dn't hve tim nw ed it is relly har to tex ad chas pike at th sam time
Ed: ahhh! who the frick's cat is this?
Sam: lol bye Ed
Ed: Why does everybody keep saying by ed?
Spike: bcuz uve been mutated by carl! where is he! leme at him!
Ed: spike u r still insane
Spike: and?
Jules: do u ever get the feeling we're missing something?
Greg: all. the. time.
Well, what'd you think? Good enough for another chapter? If I get enough reviews there'll be more. Give that review box some virtual carrots! Oh, and don't ask me how the characters can see other people's texts. I don't know.