Author's note:
I do not own Homestuck, Homestuck belongs to the wonderful Andrew Hussie. And also, I sorta got this idea from my brother.
Enjoy.
Dave Strider turned off his phone and walked to the kitchen for a mid-night snack. It was 12:30 AM and the heat was unbearable. Entering the kitchen, Dave Strider noticed that there was a new machine-like thing that was not there before. On the side of this machine, it said Drink-o-maker.
Assuming that his Bro had gotten this sweet new Drink-o-maker, Dave Strider read the instructions, which clearly stated that he was to say whichever drink he may desire. Clearing his throat, Dave Strider said three words, "Apple juice, chilled."
The Drink-o-maker then started to spew out a frigid yellow-like liquid at Dave, not stopping once. Losing his cool, Dave started shrilling like a girl as the freezing yellow liquid started to flood the room, drenching Dave Strider from head to toe.
Realizing that this might be his last chance to ever drink apple juice, he took a desperate lick of the liquid, only resulting in spitting out the terrible imposturous drink. "This isn't apple juice!" he shrieked. "This is piss!"
And thus, the entire apartment flooded with piss. And in result, a disgusting aroma surrounded the apartment, threatening all who lived nearby. It would be only ten minutes that the entire building would explode, flooding the city with dreadful piss. Planet Earth was doomed.