I would never be so rude to my mother
I would NEVER shove mister Snickit in a closet!!
Ms.VioletB.Hollister- You will be fetured in the next chapter
Quixy- You are after Ms.Violet
Disaster, which here means ruined and destroid, much like this story...
"Thank you Mr.Snicket!" I scream as he talks about his beloved Beatrice. I suddenly burst through my front door and yell at my mother because I'm bored.
"It's not my fault, why don't you get a job!" She says sympathetically. "Mother, I know that when you were little, they didn't have child labor laws" I start, "But now the dinosaurs are exctint!"
My Mothers mouths opens and I quickley run up stairs before I get bombarded with stupid questions like, "Do I really look that old!"
Lemony Snicket walks in with his type writer begining to talk about how horrable and rude I am to my poor mother.
I shove into my closet and tell him that the Bauldalaires are there. He starts talking to imaginary people, whom he thinks are the Bauldalaires.
I pick up the phone book and start flipping threw the pages until I come a cross Bauldalaire. I grab the phone and start prank phone calling people. I call Violet Bauldalaire. She answers with a " Hello "
I start to tell her stuff, "Hello, are you miss Bauldalaire?" I ask in a fake Italian accent. "Why yes I am.." she says timidly " Well, I am an assistent from Victoria Secret and would like to tell you that your bra size was so big, that we had to ship the orders special factories, so it will take a little longer."
"Whhaatt!?" She screams embarresed.
" Ohhh yes, if you have any questions, please call 3.14159..." I end then slam the phone shut.
I hear Lemony Snicket asking "Klaus" some strange questions like the following ," What shade is your wonderful lipstick and I like your socks!!"
I figure he has gone mad after talking to his type writer for so long, that or Fiona gave him a dangerous mushroom.
Well lets look threw the phone bok some more.../