I don't own naruto
scarred for life
just plain scarred
Naruto was walking back from the mission he and Shino had just completed. They were supposed to get some crap from a small village for Tsunade. Naruto was carrying the long, rectangular box. He looked at it a couple of times a wondered what was in it. He remembered how the lady they got it from winked and said she was glad he had such good taste in toys. He decided to forget about it and just kept walking. Shino stopped and stood there for a second. He held up his hand and a bug landed on it. It crawled into his ear, and a second later crawled out. "Naruto" he said. "We have company." Naruto looked over and there was a sound ninja eating an ice cream cone.
Naruto threw the box to Shino and said "Take this to Tsunade, I'll handle this guy." The sound ninja looked up from his ice cream, and said "what?" Naruto jumped in front of him and punched him in the face, sending him flying into a tree. He hit his back on the tree and fell on his stomach. He opened his eyes to see his ice cream lying on the ground. A vein appeared on his head. He stood, looked at the ice cream, and said "I will avenge you my dear moose tracks." He looked at Naruto and made a few hand signs. "Sound control Jutsu" he murmured. A large bubble thing grew over them. Naruto threw a kunai and missed. It hit a tree, but didn't make a sound. He heard a foot step behind him, so he turned. No one was there. He turned back around and got cut down the cheek by a kunai. It was a deep cut, about an inch deep. Naruto began a rasengan. The sound ninja rushed him, and Naruto forced it through his stomach. The bubble decipated, and the ninja fell. "Wow, he got me good" Naruto mumbled as he feinted from blood loss.
Naruto slowly opened his eyes to see Anko standing over him. She didn't say anything. "Umm... Anko?" She developed an evil smile. "umm... Anko-chan..." She went over to the door and locked it. She looked over at Naruto and giggled. "Naruto," she began, "Are you a virgin." He choaked on his free hospital ice cream. "What?" She repeated herself "Are you a virgin?" "Um.. yeah, why." Anko dropped her robe. The whole thing, revealing that she wasn't wearing a bra...or underwear. Naruto froze. "What are you doing." She replied with one word. "You" she said. She lunged at him, and he quickly ducked into the bathroom. He locked the door and washed his face, hoping it was a dream. He looked into the mirror and noticed a large scar down the left side of his face. He felt somewhat... turned on. That must be why Anko wanted to blarg my honk honk.(red vs. blue reference) He opened the window and proceeded to leap out. He THEN proceeded to realize he was on the twelfth story, and had a really fun fall ahead of him.
Thankfully, he had Shikamaru to break his fall. Naruto walked out of the now mangled body of Shikamaru and a bunch of doctors ran out and took him inside. Naruto walked away and noticed Shino sitting alone on a bench. He walked over to him. Before Naruto could sit down, Shino stood up and handed him a small bag of money. "Your share from mission." He did his enveloped in bug disappearing act thing. Naruto slipped it into his pocket and headed off to the ramen shop.
What will happen to Naruto? Will Anko successfully blarg his honk honk?
Will Shikamaru get his revenge? Will I ever shut up? WHO KNOWS?