This is my first Artemis Fowl fanfic so try not to flame! Thanks!
Usernames:
Child Genius – Artemis
Pizza is awesome – Me
Chick Magnet – Chix
LEP Captain – Holly
Smarter than Artemis – Foaly
Bodyguard – Butler
Now! On with the show!
Artemis Fowl Chat Room
Child Genius has logged on.
Pizza is awesome has logged on.
Bodyguard has logged on.
LEP Captain has logged on.
Child Genius: Really Holly?
LEP Captain: really artemis
Child Genius: Two things. One, type properly. Two, your name is your rank.
Pizza is awesome: this is a chat room ur supposed to type wrong.
Smarter than Artemis has logged on.
Chick Magnet has logged on.
(A/N: I'll just call them by regular names.)
Artemis: Who is Pizza is awesome?
Me: The great and mighty author. Don't annoy meh I have a computer. MUAHAHA
Holly: I wonder who smarter than artemis is. * cough cough foaly cough cough *
Foaly: I think ik who chick magnet is. CHIX!
Artemis: You too Foaly? Also, why would I care if you have a computer?
Me: Cuz this. Oh, and call me pizza.
Artemis: OW! AHH! IT BURNS!
Butler: What did u do to him?
Me: I zapped him. Artemis?
Artemis: Yes?
Me: SAY U OR MEH OR I WITHOUT CAPITAL NOW! OH OR BRB
Artemis: OK fine. i
Me: OMG U DID IT! And NO GOOD GRAMMER AND SPELLING!
Artemis: why
Me: cuz I got a computer :D
Holly: ok now wat
Me: idk anyone got ideas?
Everyone: nope
Me: u know this is being recorded? and its going on tv?
Artemis: NO and wat does omg mean
Me: oh my god or oh my gosh
Artemis: oh in that case-
Me: gotta interrupt! Cya ppl
Pizza is awesome has logged off.
THE END!
What did you think? My first artemis fowl fanfic so please no flames! R&R I need ideas! If your nice I'll put you in it AND give u cookies!