I watched as Carsile walked into the front room, hand in hand with Esme. I felt Edward stiffen. He obviously knew what was going on.
Carsile looked around at us all, I sat snuggled up to Edward on the sofa, Nessie and Jake were next to us, Jake gently playing with Ness' hair. Alice was on the floor, leaning against Jaspers legs, and Emmett sat on the armchair, with Rosalie perched on his lap.
"No Esme you can't! No! There gonna take my clothes, and make me slide through mud, and dress like a goth!" Alice suddenly said sobbing.
"Whats happening?" I ask worried.
"Esme and Carsile are sending us away! To live with horrible strict parents that like mud slides, and dressing like goths!" Alice said still sobbing into Jaspers shirt.
"Can someone please explain probably!" Jake said confused.
"Were not sending you away, we didn't even register you for this show!" Esme said, hugging Alice.
"Then who was it?" Edward said obviously knowing exactly what was happening.
"Wait, look can you explain what someone has registered us for, and why Alice is crying, please." Jake huffed.
"Emmett has signed you all up to the reality show 'The Worlds Strictest Parents.' " Carsile said, trying to stop himself from laughing.
"What!" Rosalie shrieked, jumping from his lap.
"It will be fun!" He said grinning. "Anyway, it was mine and Jaspers idea! Give him some credit too!"
"YOU THINK THAT LIVING WITH THE WORLDS STRICTEST PARENTS WILL BE BLOODY FUN!? IS YOUR MIND COMPLETELY FUCKED!?" Rosalie shrieked.
"Crap, I didn't think of that when I signed us up." Emmett said.
"Then what where you thinking?" Edward said.
"The money, you get paid £100!" He said.
"What the hell Emmett, your all rich, you could have just asked Carsile for a hundred bucks!" Jake shouted.
"You think £100 is worth spending three weeks with the worlds strictest parents!?" Edward said.
"I did at the time.." Emmett said quietly.
I let out a muffled laugh, he could have just asked Carsile, can he really be that stupid? Obviously, yes.
"Calm down guys, let's hear him out." Esme said quietly.
"Who did up you pick?" I asked.
"Huh?" Emmett said dumbfounded,
"Well they only normally do two kids at a time." I said.
"I know they wanted a bigger family this time." He said. "I thought it fitted us to a P!" He said.
"What?" Alice said through tears.
"I think you mean to a T Emmett." Carsile said.
"Right." He said.
"What does the letter say?" Nessie piped up, pointing to the large white envelope that Carsile held in his hand.
He pulled open a blank DVD, and a letter, he read out the letter first.
"Dear Dr Carsile Cullen and Esme Cullen,
We are delighted to inform you, your family have been selected for the the last episode of The Worlds Strictest Parents! We have enclosed a DVD of the family that your children will be going to, and a copy of your family entree video that you sent us, as well as eight plane tickets for your children. A company limo will be arriving at your house six hours before the departure time; Friday April 14th at 11 am to escort your family to the airport, where they will travel to Michigan. If you have any further quires please feel free to contact us. We look forward to meeting you, and hope that this experience will benefit your family.
Thank you, and see you on the 14th." He read out.
"Emmett, you do realise we're going to be living with humans for three weeks!"
"Duh!" Emmett said, "oh crap!" He said.
"Well lets see the video you sent them!" Esme said, slipping the DVD into the DVD player.
"Hi, I'm Dr Carsile Cullen, a local doctor in Forks. I live with my wife Esme Cullen." A voice said imitating Carsile's voice. The video showed Esme rocking gently back and forth on a rocking chair, reading, she looked up and smiled.
"I have eight troubled and out of control children. So I hope this will change there behaviour!" The voice said, the camera was led outside into the garage.
"This is my daughter Rosalie, and my son Emmett, they both have a intense love for cars. Rosalie has a mean streak, and attitude issues she can be moody and bitter, but is very caring sometimes," I laughed as sometimes was emphasised, "especially with kids, and shares a unique bond with my youngest daughter Renesmee, whom you shall meet soon. Emmett is my favourite, and is very strong, and handsome." The voice, that was quite a good copy of Carsile's voice but was obvious to us that it was Emmett said, pointing to Emmett who waved. I laughed, and Rosalie was the vain one...?
The camera was led back into the house, and into the front lawn, where Renesmee was running around playing soccer in Jacobs jersey. I remember that day, it was only two weeks ago, it also showed me, Edward and Jake playing soccer. Renesmee kicked the ball into the net, and jumped up and down excitedly as she scored, her long brown hair was plaited and it reached her waist.
"That is my youngest daughter Renesmee she is 14, that is my son Jacob he is 16 and has terrible anger management issues, and can't control his anger, as with his brother Jasper. Bella is 17 and had suicidal issues, she tried to kill herself but we took her under our wing, Edward is my eldest and is 18, he has a alcohol addiction and is very moody because of it.
The camera was then led into the front room, where Jasper sat reading a book, and Alice was reading a fashion magazine.
"This is my son Jasper, that I mentioned earlier, he too as anger management issues, and cannot control his anger." "
I heard that!" Jasper growled throwing a pillow, which made the camera shake, 'Carsile' chuckled. But it was obvious Jasper was in on the act.
"Alice, had mental issues, and believes she can see the future, hence that fact she was in a mental asylum a few years back, she has a intense love for shopping but that has recently become a issue, and she often steals money, and our credit cards." Alice looked up and laughed.
"This is my... Er... Wonderful? Family." The voice said, and then it went black.
"EMMETT YOU MADE ME SOUND LIKE A GRUMPY TEENAGER TEENAGER WITH ATTITUDE PROBLEMS!" Rosalie shouted.
"Yeah but you are blondie." Jacob said cockily, Edward laughed, as with Emmett.
"Jacob, shut up." Rosalie hissed.
"Rosalie, do not be rude, and Jacob please keep your comments to yourself." Carsile said, sighing.
"You made us all sound like looneys." I said.
"I had to otherwise we wouldn't get picked!" Emmett moaned.
"Exactly, we're hardly out of control teenagers!" Nessie said.
"Yeah, but we get to be, we can have a little fun with this!" Emmett said laughing.
"No, were just gonna embarrass ourselves on television!" Alice said bursting into more tears.
"Maybe, it will benefit us all...?" Nessie commented, which sounded more like a question.
"I'm sure we can just call them, and explain the circumstances, and ask not to do it?" Esme said gently rubbing Alice's back. Alice looked up, and instantly stopped crying.
"Yeah! Let's call them now! Alice said jumping to her feet.
I let out a sigh of relief, I really didn't want to be on TV, and embarrass our family and myself.
I notice Emmett he's looking around the room uncomfortably, and not meeting anyone's eyes, he looks worried and keeps moving about.
"Emmett." Edward growled.
"Yes?" He squeaked.
"What aren't you telling us?" He growled louder, and angrier. "Oh crap." Edward said obviously reading Emmett's troubled mind.
"I made a deal with them..." Emmett said gulping.
"Emmett." Jasper growled.
"For an extra £10 I signed a contract saying we wouldn't cancel/quit." Emmett said. "Anyway, Jasper you helped me, it was both of our ideas!" Emmett said.
"Jasper!" Alice shouted.
"Were going to have to do it then." Carsile signed.
A/N - This idea, just suddenly came to me, I hope you like it & Please review, if I have five reviews I will update by Monday! :D