IMPORTANT: Okay, I usually won't do author's notes, but this one, everyone should read, not matter HOW MANY CHAPTERS I HAVE UP. Okay, now that that's out of the way, this is a story that will be composed of multiple one shots. So, what I basically do, is pick two random Teen Titan members, that may have nothing to do with one another, at all, and put them in a random situation. I'm going to try and get a chapter up every week, at least, but that might not be 100% possible all the time. If I do stop updating, keep in mind, that PMing me, or reviewing will really get me interested in the story again. Oh, and if you have any character or situation suggestions, keep in mind that I LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART reviews, so make sure to point them out. In all likelihood, I WILL USE THEM. Wow, I used a lot of Caps Lock...anyways, if you have any questions, just review and ask. Oh, and I'm fine with a little bashing bow and then.
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Chapter One: The Body Shop
Characters: Donna Troy, Irey West
Never in a million years did Irey West ever imagine that she would walk into The Body Shop with one of her dad's best friend's Donna Troy.
It wasn't that this was extremely dangerous (because she would have accounted for that), or an extremely unusual thing to happen on Earth (people went to The Body Shop everyday), but it was rather random, to say the least.
Irey only ever saw Donna on the field. They had never really worked together either. Donna was Justice League, she did team missions with them, or helped Wonder Woman with natural disasters. Irey on really patrolled in Central and Keystone, with one of the other Flash's usually with her, or as a recent development, in San Francisco, with the Teen Titans. Donna was really only the statue outside the Titans Tower, the only girl with 4 guys, who all looked to be 14 with short pants and retro hair.
To say the least, it had been extremely unexpected when Donna showed up at the tower one day and asked if Irey was interested in going shopping with her. So now, they were in one of Keystone's biggest malls, smelling hand lotion.
Irey wandered towards the lip balm area, and started looking at the different colours. She didn't bother trying to smell them, in this store, everything seemed to have the same fruity fragrance.
"You can buy absolutely anything you want, it's on me," Donna chuckled, as the teenager wandered around the store.
"This is probably the part where I say you shouldn't do that, and then insist you don't, but since I'm my father's daughter, I don't have any tack and am instead going to say, go right ahead," Irey answered, "Dad's such a cheapo, always pinching pennies, really it's annoying with the whole terminology on why buy lunch when your mom can make you a disgusting sandwich. Again! So, if you want to spoil me, go right ahead."
Donna fully laughed at that, "when I was on the Teen Titans, he was always weedling money from Barry and Iris to waste it on the most random stuff, ask them about it. And since I was the official mother hen, I'd totally crack down on him. Guess actually earning the money made him reconsider tactics."
Irey howled, "Oh my, well, you just gave me a lot of ammo to use against him, mom'll probably thank you too."
"Glad to be of assistance," Donna claimed, "I'm glad you got your mom's smarts. Wally might be great at physics, but he's completely oblivious to social cues sometimes. Even after years of working with some very tough superhero's."
"That sounds like dad, hey what do you think of this?" Irey asked, handing over a cocoa lip gloss to Donna. The former wonder sniffed and nodded her head in approval.
"Jai can't stand cocoa, I love the scent, it's really a big argument in my house. Sucks for me."
"It's the same at my place, since I live with Cassie, she has a no honey rule. Nothing that has to do anything with honey enters the apartment. Once, I had a bit of the bottled kind on the kitchen counter, she had an argument with your cousin actually, so the whole bottle was thrown out the window, and she scrubbed her hands for an hour."
Irey snorted, "everyone says us Flashes are insane, are you sure that it's not actually the Wonders? That would make more sense at this point."
Donna laughed, "I'm pretty sure a hatred for honey does not make up for the hundreds of blockheaded things only Wally is responsible for, let's not even start on the rest of your family."
"Yeah, your probably right," Irey agreed with a chuckle.
After a moment of just smelling stuff, in a much more comfortable air, Irey just couldn't hold in her curiosity any longer. She just had to ask.
"Not that I'm not having fun or anything, cause you are actually way cooler than your statue leads people to believe, not that I didn't think you were cool before, quite the opposite actually, no, I think you were the coolest one there, seeing as you were the only founding member that was a girl-"
"Irey!" Donna exclaimed, midrant, "what was your original question?"
"Oh, um, what brought on the original idea of taking me shopping, I mean, I've known you for my whole life really, just never really known you. You know what I mean?"
"Relax," Donna advised, "really, you're dad's the one behind this, although, I'm sure he's just being a paranoid fool. You know a guy named Will Handings?"
Irey groaned, "yeah, he goes to my school, and I already don't like where this is heading."
"Well, apparently Jai told Wally that this kid was making fun of your clothes because they were like a boy or something. So Wally told me, and I offered to go talk to the kid or something, I mean, no boy should talk about a girl like that. It's extremely rude, not to mention sexist especially in this day and age, but of-course, Wally thought there might be something wrong with you, not the kid, so he told me to take you shopping. Don't worry Irey, I won't force you to buy anything you don't want to."
I groaned and stomped her foot. After a moment of throwing a fit, she decided to tell Donna the true story, "Will Handings is a jackass, I knew the shit he was saying, but what Jai well knows is that the rumors started after I rejected his offer to go out."
Donna raised an eyebrow, and Irey continued, "he's one of my brother's friends, but they're all sexist pigs that usually like girls that thrown themselves at them, and listen to everything they say. Thankfully, that ideal slutty sweet girl doesn't really exist at my school, so they go after girls they think they can change or something. I don't take shit, so I humiliated him when he wouldn't leave me alone. Just a regular day in Irey life. But, since he's Jai's friend, my idiot brother went after me. Asshole. Anyways, if dad's worried me getting bullied, or am secretly homosexual or transgender or something, then he doesn't have to worry. The only reason I wear big clothes is because I need to hide my muscles. In a good western school, it is socially un-acceptable of a girl to have badass muscles, "she mocked, "without good reason anyways."
"Well, that's certainly reassuring. Don't worry about your father, I'll yell at him," Donna assured the teen, who beamed back.
"Oh, I have a good idea for Jai too," Irey theorized, "are you still up on your offer to buy me whatever I want?"
Donna raised an eyebrow.
"Can we get product here that has a cocoa scent?" Irey asked.
Donna nodded her head and laughed. "We should do this again sometime."