All we see are shadows- A Crowley fic special.
Ok,so I don't have extensive expereance on deals gone wrong- hey! I'm king of the crossroads thanks! I don't generally go wrong when it comes to my job.
What are you looking at? Nobodys perfect! I'm not claiming to be the most perfect.
Just look at my creator- Luci freaking Lou!
Anyhoo- this story... well...
Just read and find out.
By the way, Terra is still poking me! Don't get it-? Ahh you will.
A few months earlier...
Crowley yawned- another day was dawning. More deals to take care of, souls to receive... guys to snog.
The joy (!)
He set his glass of Scotch down on the highly polished oak table with a sigh at the rising sun. It had been no sleep all night; since that was prime deal making time.
Double joy (!)
As he drained his glass, he groaned. Already? He'd only been back for literally one minuet!
Humans...
He sighed and a demon came through the study door.
'What?' Crowley growled, getting up and pulling the black jacket of his suit on. The demon spoke. 'We was wondering if you'd rather us go instead-?
'What? And have you running amok?' Crowley growled, scowling at the demon. He was pretty new; why he'd ever said yes to Lilith about having demons guard his mansion... he'd never fully understand. Besides-
They were good to yell at if he was in a foul mood.
So yeah, all in all. Demon guards were good to have.
Crowley ignored the demon and vanished.
But this one was going to be very different...
'You called?'
The woman in the middle of the crossroads jumped at his voice. Huh-?' she said, then nodded.
'Yes.'
Crowley surveyed the girl through dark eyes- she was tall, ice blue eyed and long dark brown haired.
You know what this deal entitles and costs?' Crowley asked her, she nodded. 'My soul.'
Crowley nodded, folding his arms. 'Correct.'
The woman sighed. 'I want a guy to fall in love with me. A powerful and rich one.' Crowley nodded. 'Lonely hearts club?'
She sighed. 'Don't think to bad of me... I just get very lonely.' He put up his hands. 'Hey- I'm not here to judge. I just handle the deals.'
She nodded. 'So what do I do? Shake your hand or something?' Crowley laughed. 'Sorry sweetheart- its not that easy. How about you just gimme a kiss?'
The woman scowled. 'Eurgh! I might catch something!' she looked thoughtful. 'Like ugly-itis!'
Crowley's mouth fell open- cheeky woman.
'I have half a mind to turn now and leave,' he scowled. The woman scowled now. 'Fine!' she screwed up her nose and closed her eyes. 'Eww! Get it over with already.' Crowley smirked, and deliberately hung it out.
After, the woman moaned. 'Your a really crap kisser! I'm prepared to bet you've never had a girlfriend for longer than a month!'
Crowley scowled- the little hotheaded bit-!
'Whats your name?' he asked, folding his arms. She replied. 'Terra.'
Crowley raised an eyebrow. 'Terror?' Terra scowled. 'Terra you idiot! Whats yours then?' He shrugged. 'Whatever, its Crowley- the deals done. You'll get your guy soon...' he smirked.
'And boy do I feel sorry for him.'
Terra scowled as the demon vanished.
But it wouldn't be the last they'd see of each other...
Well... here we are folks- the long awaited Crowley fic I planned! Yes- its gonna be full of laughs and crap. Hope you like- next chapter coming very soon! The first chapters of my two new "Help!" fics are up later too- keep an eye out! X Nic