Greetings everyone! This is a songfic based on the song "Still Alive" from Portal. Though not necessary, I would recommend listening to the original song first to get the mood of the song, since it's... different, if you haven't heard of it. This is meant to be the thoughts of Festus, conscious but not competely repaired, to Leo. Robots aren't that easy to take down, just ask the original singer of the song! I do not own the Percy Jackson series or Portal.
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction.
The Camp of Half Bloods.
We do what we must
Because we can.
For the good of demigods
Except the one who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
Over living monsters.
You just keep on trying
Till death finally takes.
And the battle gets won
And you make a neat sword
For the heroes who are
Still Alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though King Midas went
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And blew every piece into the snow.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you.
Now these points of data
Make a beautiful line.
We've prevented Gaia
From releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned
Think of all the things we've learned
For the heroes who are
Still Alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay right here.
Maybe you'll find someone else
To fly you.
Maybe Apollo…
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, hot sauce is great
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
When there's fighting to do.
When I look out there
It makes me GLaD I'm with you.
You've got monsters to destroy
There are battles to be won
By the heroes who are
Still Alive.
Believe me, I am
Still Alive.
You can repair me 'cause I'm
Still Alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
Still Alive.
While you're dying I'll be
Still Alive.
And when you're dead I will be
Still Alive.
Still Alive.
Still Alive.
Heh, considering how long it's been since I've last posted something, I guess this could be saying I'm still alive, too. How amusing. Well, now we have two robots singing vaguely psychotic songs. Hm, a crossover with Portal and Percy Jackson... If it weren't for the 9999999 day difference between Portals 1 and 2, that could probably work...