IF YOU HAVE NOT READ DDN&S: THE ORBIS SHIP, GO READ IT NOW!!!
This is the first of two parts so far, because I can't finish it all today. It'll be done tomorrow, because I have a good idea of what they're doing in the next part. Please read and review, thanks.
Darky had gotten up from bed a couple minutes ago, and was grumbling into his cereal. Nothing was really said, he was really just grumbling intelligibly out of tiredness. It didn't help him wake up, but he did it anyway. After reviving himself with a shower, he put on his slim armor and looked out the window. It was quiet in the outskirts of Ellinia and Henesys, and in the far-off distance he could see Nell hanging up clothes on a clothesline. He would've waved, but Nell probably wouldn't see him anyway. Maybe if he shouted.
Suddenly, Darky realized something. The little house he lived in with Ducky was quiet. Ducky usually was up and bustling around loudly in the mornings, or on the verge of waking up, snoring like a foghorn. Darky looked around, and found no hint of his whereabouts. Whatever, Darky just hoped whatever he was doing wouldn't get him, or later Darky, in trouble. He shrugged, and headed out to train.
"Hey Darky, heading out to train?" Nell asked when he passed by her house she shared with Spaz.
"Yeah, you wanna come? Spaz too?" Darky asked, and Nell nodded. Sure, but let me put the clothes basket away. Spaz is still sleeping inside. Darky smiled. Spaz usually slept until the afternoon, then would stay up in the unholy hours of the night trying to train without people stealing his kills. Though, nowadays, it seemed KS-er's knew not to get in the group's way since the Orbis Ship Incident. Rumor had spread from the few witnesses that had been nearby when they landed an airship on top of two KS-er's that had been terrorizing much of the population of Henesys.
Darky waited until Nell came back out in her split robes. She was a magician, like Ducky, but had enough money to buy more of her gear. She was level 19, and Ducky was 17. Spaz was a warrior and Ducky was a Rogue, both at level 18. Ducky was the lowest level but was a better fighter than the other three. He was the smartest in the group (causing him to be a great magician), though everyone thought he was a tad deranged.
"Did you see Ducky this morning?" Nell asked, snapping Darky out of his thoughts.
"No, he left before I woke up for some reason or another. I honestly don't want to know, though I do hope he's just training or something. Did you see him?"
"Nope." They continued on towards Henesys, debating on whether to train at Pig Beach or take the Taxi to Perion Street Corner.
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"You know, we could've just gone to a green mushroom tree or something." Darky said, with a frown. Nell and him were walking back to their houses from Pig Beach, where they had exhausted themselves chasing pigs all day.
"Yeah, but we were both running low on potions."
"True. We need to try to buy more. I'm surprised we got away from that iron hog before we left."
Suddenly, Nell stopped and pointed. Spaz was waving from inside Ducky and Darky's house. When Spaz saw that they had noticed him, he turned and went away from the window. Nell and Darky sprinted for the house, and Darky had a sickening feeling something was wrong. Spaz looked very excited, and everyone knew Spaz was only slightly saner than Ducky was. He sometimes, like Ducky, showed signs of clarity but on Ducky's escapades he was known to have a screw loose, or getting into even worse mischief than planned. From the look on Spaz's face, Darky wondered what was on fire this time.
Darky burst through the door with Nell right behind him, and his jaw dropped in disbelief. Ducky and Spaz were sitting on the couch in the small living room in front of a television. Spaz looked up, smiling at them while looking at the Monster Carnival game showing on the big screen, and Ducky was intensely counting and stacking slips of paper out of a briefcase onto a table pulled up in front of him. Darky took a few hesitant steps in, and Nell walked around him. She looked about, if not slightly less, as shocked as him. He pointed at the television, and Spaz's grin went ear to ear.
"What is that?" Darky asked, looking back and forth between the large television and Spaz.
"Oh, it's a television we picked up at Target. You know, the one that opened in Henesys? It came with a free month of channels." Spaz picked up the remote, and flipped through a couple of channels with various cartoons and a documentary on Leattys. He stopped on the Leatty one, and looked at the screen. "It's got nice picture, huh?"
"Uh..." was all Darky could really say, and he looked at it again.
"How did you get it?" Nell said, who seemed to be able to get the words out a bit clearer than Darky.
"Oh, it was easy," Ducky said, looking up from a stack of papers he was carefully counting. "I stumbled upon a bit of wealth earlier this morning while I was out, and Spazzy and I decided our houses looked a little empty." He nodded at Nell. "We got one for your house too but we didn't take it out of the box."
Darky was still going over the word wealth in his mind when he realized what the slips of paper Ducky had were. Neatly in little stacks, and some still in the briefcase, were one hundred thousand meso bills. His jaw worked up and down. Ducky spotted this, and his grin became like Spaz's. He was clearly enjoying himself. "Don't worry Darky, this isn't all we have." He pointed his thumb over his shoulder, and uncomprehendingly Darky looked over and saw three other briefcases leaning against the wall.
After the shock of seeing millions of mesos in his very own house, the new television, and the exhaustion of all-day training, Darky couldn't really take it. He swayed on his feet, and suddenly fainted. Nell managed to catch him right before he hit the ground.
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"Daaaaarky, wake uuuuupp." Darky heard, and he was suddenly aware of an ice pack pressed against his forehead. He groaned, and was then aware of Nell bending over him. He pushed himself up and blushed at Nell's worried look, then felt a sudden dizziness, and a throbbing pain coming from his forehead.
"Did I... hit the ground... when I passed out?" He asked, and Spaz grinned behind Nell.
"No," he heard Ducky say out of sight, "Nell caught you, but Spaz banged your head against the door frame when we were carrying you into the kitchen for some ice.
Darky vaguely wondered why they couldn't carry ice to him where he was, and then wondered about the ice itself. "Ice...?"
"Yeah, from the fridge." He heard a door softly slam shut, and Ducky came into view holding a glass of water, condensation running down it. "Drink this. It may make you feel better."
Darky permitted himself a drink while trying to look around Ducky and Spaz. Nell took his glass and helped him up. He saw himself reflected across the room against the shiny surface of the refrigerator. They didn't have a refrigerator. Darky even had his cereal with room-temperature water from the faucet (Yes, it was disgusting, but Darky had long gotten over it and it gave him another reason to grumble in the mornings).
Suddenly, he remembered everything that had happened before, the television, the countless stacks of money, and Spaz's and Ducky's excitement. "What... where... how...?" He asked, still a bit dizzy from getting up and still amazed about everything.
"Well, as we told Nell, it happened that our good Pinaka was actually five times scrolled, and was somewhat of a 'godly item', as some might say," said Spaz in a matter-of-fact voice.
"So I went out to the Free Market this morning, got a good spot to advertise, and sold it for insane amounts of money. Me and Spazzy decided to renovate a bit of our houses with the funding. I also payed the rent for the next three months."
"I thought you bought the house," Spazzy corrected, and Ducky laughed.
"Ah, yes, I forgot. I found out the cost of the rent for four months was in fact the price of the little flat itself, so I did that instead."
"Greedy landlords," Spaz said, and the two exchanged a high-five. Nell smiled at chuckled a bit with them. Darky looked at her, the two that were grinning at him, and the refrigerator.
"Who wants to watch a documentary on Leattys?" he asked, and the three laughed.
"I'll make popcorn!"