Chapter 1: Halloween
A/n: I will be moving the events in Buffy forward 10 years.
Xander walked up to the summer's house he still could not believe he got his costume that cheap.
He got to the door and knocked; Joyce Summers opened it and gasped "who are you."
Xander took off the helmet and said "sorry Mrs. S, so what do you think."
"You look good Xander, who are you."
"I am humanity's sword and shield I am Spartan john 117."
Joyce was about to respond when Buffy came down the stairs seeing her Xander said "Buffy. Duchess of Buffonia, I completely renounce spandex."
"What are you going as a tank" asked Buffy.
"No I dressed as soldier that nearly single handily took do earths greatest enemy an evil alien covenant that wanted to wipe out humanity, I'm a Spartan john 117 to be precise"
"Well at lest you are a good guy, you are a good guy" Buffy said worried.
At that point willow came down the stairs with a sheet over her head that said BOO
Xander look at her and said "mighty fine boo you got there"
"Well come on lest get the brats" Buffy said
"Wait I want a pitcher of you three" Joyce said. "Come on mom we need to go" Buffy replied. "Please Buffy this may be your last Halloween to dress up". "Fine come on guy let's get this over with" they got together with Xander in the middle Buffy to his left and willow to this right
FLASH
"Come on kid one last house" Xander walked up to the house and knocked the door opened and Xander fell down on his knees pain shooting thought his body then everything when dark.
The master chef got up and looked around "cortana where are we" he said as he looked at what weapons he had a assault rifle 2 smg's full frag, plasma and spike grenades
"One second chef, hem interesting we are in 2007 in a town called Sunnydale and I a getting strange readings from your 3 o'clock" Cortana replied
"Covenant" "unknown but we should look in to it" "ok" just as he left willow in ghost form when past.
Half an hour later the chef was outside Ethan's shop "this is the place chef go in and do what you do best" "what kill everything and blow shit up" "did I not just say that
John went into the shop when cortana suddenly said "look up" he looked up and saw 3 ships moving around the ceiling.
"can you contact them" "way ahead of you that big ball is the death star the one with the silver reflective coating is Andromeda ascended and she is quite nice the last is the united federation for planets star ship enterprise no one is on board any of them but Andromeda Is an AI controlled ship and she wants to know where she is" "ask her to hack into the internet and see for herself and as her for a tech swap, take what you can from the other two while you're at it" "on it chef and the odd readings are coming from the bust over on the table but deal with it when I am finished"
Ten minutes later
"well if we get back and have time we might win the war chef the gun on the death star alone can destroy a planet and the shields on the enterprise they are made to stand punishment from plasma and energy weapons" "we will go over it later cortana now what to do about the bust"
"who are you and what are you doing in my store" a man said, john raised his rifle an aimed it at the man and said "are you the owner of that bust their on the table" "yes why, if you want to buy it I'm not open at the moment so you can come back tomorrow" "you will tell me what it is doing and I will not shoot you" "it is doing nothing" "that is a lie and you know it Ethan now how do we stop the spell" the chef moved to get a better look at the man in the door while keeping his gun on Ethan "why ripper what do you mean" the chef then hit Ethan In the face with his gun and demanded "you will tell me how I get back to my realm now" as he said that he cocked his gun "I don't know what you are talking about" the chef lower the gun and shoot him in the leg "agggggg you bloody bastard you shot me in the bloody leg" "what the hell are you doing he could die" "ill ask once again then the next shot is going in the head" "ok ok the bust destroy the bust" the chef look over at the bust the same time as Giles so they did not see Ethan do a spell until the last moment the chef fell to the ground as Giles destroyed the bust.