Me: Happy B-Day Knux!
Knux: Thanks.
Me: So, how old are you, 24?
Knux: 17.
Me: 47?
Knux: 17.
Me: OMG, you're 60?
Knux: I'M 17!!!!
Me: Oh, 17!
Knux: -sweat drops-
Me: Great, my favorite number has now changed from 16 to 17.
Knux: You liked the number 16 just because it was how old I was?
Me: Yup!
Knux: Geez, I feel honored… --
Me: I know isn't it great?! Anyways, onto the story!
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If You Give Knuckles Cake
By: KnuxnDeppfan4life
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If you give Knuckles cake,
Chances are he's going to get hyper.
Then he will begin running around the house
Asking for his presents.
And then Sonic or Tails will try and calm him down
And Knuckles would get angry
Because he likes being hyper.
So then he will be mad
And go on a rampage.
Sonic and Tails will try to restrain him
But get hurt in the process
By a hyper, angry red echidna.
And Knuckles will then run out of the house
And cause mass destruction to the outside world.
He will call himself king
And make everyone be his slave.
Then Sonic and Tails will soon find out,
That the only way to keep Knuckles from going crazy
And taking over the world
Is to give him his present.
And then Knuckles will open his present
And find out he got a cake.
And we all know
If you give Knuckles cake,
Chances are he's going to get hyper.
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Me: Hey, Knuckles, can I have some of your birthday cake?
Knux: NO! –hisses- It's mine! MINE I TELL YOU!
Me: I only wanted a piece…
Knux: Get away from me you cake obsessed person!
Me: You're so weird… O.o
Knux: I'm lactose intolerant too!
Me: Then why are you eating cake that probably has milk in it?
Knux: But it's just regular cake…
Me: It's a CHEESEcake Knuckles…
Knux: Really? AHHHHHHHH! I'm gonna die! Lord, help me! –starts running around room-
Me: Like I said… you're weird. Anyways, review and I'll sneak you a piece of Knuckles' cake.
Knux: I HEARD THAT!
Me: You can't eat it anyways!