Story: Revenge Barbie
Summary: Short one-shot (based around 2nd season I guess) Where Elliot pulls off sweet revenge on Dr Cox
A/N: I literally came up with this after remembering a line Elliot said, "…introduce you to bitch slap Barbie" Whelp enjoy.
Barbie was out to seek revenge and what Barbie wants Barbie gets. She was starting to get use to how he abused her well that wasn't right he abused practically every one in this hospital. But she wasn't going to back down this time. Not only did Dr Cox embarrass her in front of her colleagues and her patient he did it in front of her parents. Which is a whole other form of embarrassment entirely because these are the people who she fights everyday for their approval even if that's all she's ever asked for as a little girl just be loved and to those words I love you Elliot with… Whoa she stopped herself realizes she was rambling in her head via daydreaming and making a face like JD's when he daydreams she always wondered what he is thinking of when he does it because he can be there for like five minuets and…Whoa ok she did it again .
"Focus Elliot focus," She scanned the nurses station and saw Laverne sitting down in her usual seat. She watched as Dr. Cox was making his way over to her with his usual grumpy face holding a patient's chart ready to chew her out once he makes it over. This was it time to engage plan screw you Perry.
"Barbo ok maybe I wasn't clear when I said check the stats on this patient all night. The reason being oooooooooooh I don't know so he doesn't die. Thanks to me of course I caught the error that is well frankly you and now he will live oh so happily ever after. Listen Barbie and listen good when I tell you anything and I mean anything you do it. You got it," He let out his short rant using his usual over dramatic speech and facial expression like he always did. She waited for the perfect moment and when he was finished she exacted sweet revenge.
"NO PERRY I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU IN THE ON CALL ROOM!" He made a confused snarling face and stormed off. Elliot saw out of the corner of her eye nurse Roberts smiling as if she just heard the greatest gossip news ever heard. Elliot was so proud she almost gave herself a pat on the back. Check and mate.