Hi, everyone! Yeesh. I haven't been on this site in such a long time and now I have to go back and read all the updates! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! But anyways, this is a collection of PnF poems that I myself made! Isn't it great :D?
So, I'm working very hard on Through Sickness and in Health Class, and have started to complete Lessons in Living, which was originally by nostrils-on-the-bus (I think that's how you spell it).
This is a sonnet, and is sort of a regurgiation of the episode in which Perry has to go fight... well, the Regurgiator.
So, enjoy! And review... I really need it for an English project.
A Very Perry Sonnet: A Sonnet of Silliness
Shall I compare thee to a platypus?
Thou art less awesome and less dynamic;
While platypi do naught in front of us,
In reality, they are suave and quick.
By day he fights an evil pharmacist,
By night, he's a gentle and loving pet.
And though while he's gone he'll surely be missed,
Not once has he failed to return – not yet.
Now Perry must leave his fam'ly behind;
A new nemesis is who he must meet.
With his owners always upon his mind,
His new enemy now faces defeat.
While behind, a lair explodes and burns,
Perry comes back – the platypus returns.
And there you have it! Read and review.
Next poem will most likely be very depressing. So watch out.