Okay, so this idea came to me last week when I was rearranging my room and my little sister said something about what would happen of the Hetalia characters rearranged my room for me. That's where this came from. It's total crack, but hilarious crack, if you ask me! XD

Oh, and I'm using my RL name in this one...

Disclaimer Time:
I do not own Hetalia or any of the characters. *sadface*

"Mother fucker, I'm awesome
No you're not dude, don't lie"

What does he want? I asked myself, reaching for my phone. He only calls me when he's bored. "Yeah?" I answered.

"Hey now! Is that anyway to address the awesome me?" Gilbert whined.

"You only call me when you're bored, Gil," I sighed. "And plus, I don't have time to entertain you today. I'm busy."

"With what?"

"Well, I was attempting to redecorate and rearrange my bedroom before you interrupted me," I complained.

"Dude!" he yelled. "Lemme come help you. Or, better yet, lemme do it for you. It'll be awesome when I get done with it. I'll be over there in a little while!"

"No, that's not really necessary…" but he had already hung up. So much for a quiet day alone. Suddenly, I was beginning to understand why Ludwig complained about Gilbert all the time.

Ten Minutes Later

"Never fear! The awesome me is here!" Gilbert announced as he threw my bedroom door open, causing it to slam against the wall.

"Dammit, Gilbert!" I yelled, jumping up off my bed. "Quit throwing my door open like that! You're gonna knock a hole in the wall!"

"Quit your bitchin', Jess. Your wall is fine," he said closing the door. "I've been doing that for years and it's never left a mark." Gilbert plopped down on the end of my bed.

"Gee, make yourself at home, Gil," I muttered sourly, sitting back down at the head of the bed. I continued sorting through dozens of paint samples.

"All those colors are boring," he said, stretching out across the foot of the bed. "You need something more awesome."

I looked up to glare at him. "I thought you came over to help. Not to criticize everything."

"That's why you should just let me do it," he grinned. "Seriously, it'll be the most awesome room ever! Kesesese!"

"Yeah, right," I said though pursed lips. "It'll be the most un-awesome room ever."

"That's it!" he yelled, standing up, "OUT! I'll show you! Nothing I do is ever UN-awesome!" Gilbert grabbed my hand, pulling me off the bed. He opened the door and shoved me out. "You'll see!" he slammed the door in my face.

The Next Day

After a horrible nights sleep in my uncomfortable guest bedroom-Gilbert had finished my room well after midnight and he refused to show me until this morning and I also had to deal with him snoring in my ear since he refused to sleep on the couch and wouldn't let me sleep on the couch either-I was in no mood for his usual antics. He had woken me up by jumping on the bed, and when that didn't work, he ripped the comforter off of me. So needless to say, I just wanted this "awesome" reveal over with. Then he'd go annoy the hell put of someone else.

"All right, Jess," he said as we stood outside my bedroom. "Ya ready?"

"Yeah, let's get this over with," I whined as he covered my eyes with his hand. "Did you really have to do that?"

"You know you like having my hand on you," Gilbert laughed in my ear.

"Whatever. Just get on with it, already!"

"Fine," he said opening the door. I instantly recognized the scent of my favorite candle, Indigo Spice. Huh, maybe this won't be so bad after all. I thought to myself.

Gilbert moved his hand and I was slightly shocked by what I saw. Everything was blue. Prussian blue to be exact. And the walls were painted like the Prussian flag, minus the bird. My pictures had all been replaced with ones of baby chicks and beer. I sighed.

"It looks just like your room, Gilbert!" I yelled exasperatedly.

"Well, yeah. That was the whole point. I did tell you that it would be the most awesome room ever. And my room is the most awesome room ever!" Gilbert grinned as he slung an arm around my shoulder.

I sighed. "Well, I guess I can live with it for awhile. Then I'll re-do it."

"Shit!" Gilbert yelled in my ear. "I forgot the pandas!"

Heh, funny thing about the last sentence. That's what I said after I read it when I was done. So, I thought I'd add it. For laughs.

Anyway, the next chapter is funnier than this one. Please R&R and I'll see y'all next time~!