Oh my GOD what the FUCK?! And other incredible tales.

An introduction.

These are stories dedicated to my transformers OCs (original character) Wildfire and Tek and my brain twin's OC Zack.

These stories are set in my own mish mash of universes ideals with aspects of G1, moive and others sprinkled in. They are also in no chronological order. All stories are OC centric but there are plenty of cannon bots and their stories mixed in. Most will be rather funny, and all will be KICKASS!

Wildfire- Ford Mustang, blood red with black flames: Wildfire is a mysterious fembot from the outer reaches of the known universe. Her and her twin brother Tek have the unique ability to shape shift both their bipedal and vehicle form as well as color to whatever they please. Wildfire herself is a very angry bot that doesn't get along well with anyone and is constantly driving others away from her. She is a remarkable warrior with training in multiple disciplines as well as skill sets. She is an all around mystery.

Tek- Chevy Corvette, Navy blue with black racing stripes: Tek is the ultimate computer wiz and the Autobot's chief computer officer (AKA hacker). Tek is the exact opposite of his passionate and unpredictable sister. He is quiet and reserved, forfeiting emotion for logic. He is quite shy and utterly inept at dealing with anything outside the realm of reason such as socializing. Much like Dr. Brenon from the tv show Bones, which happens to be a favorite of his.

Zack- Ford Ranger (pick up truck), solid black: The former Decepticon scout/spy plays his cards close to his chest. Untrusted by all of the Autobots but Prime he is an outsider and loner. Zack keeps to himself and is shrouded in mystery that no one is interested in finding out. He loves himself almost as much as Sunstreaker. (more later)

Jessy (Jess) Penderson- A rouge government agent that has been genetically experimented on in her time with a shadowy government agency. Her chance meeting with Wildfire (and Wildfire destroying her original mustang the she scaned) freed her from the control of the man called "the director" who was controlling her life. She has since become the fembot's second (if smaller) shadow and the human-cybertronian liaison for the Autobots.

Captian Alison "AJ" Johnson- An air force captain who's obtained "ownership" of Zack is still a mystery. Though a very funny story I'm sure. (more later)