Alright! So like- My name's Alfred F. Jones and I came to rant about something here. ;_;

IGGY SAID I DIDN'T HAVE A LIFE! ;A;

I mean- I went to those stupid conference meetings like the one we had today and I was checking up on my E-Mail and England was all like 'Is that all you bloody do in your free time?' and I was like 'No' and he said 'Yes' in that weird accent of his and WHATEVER! Anyways- I decided to tell all you people this because I know Japan made an anime of all of us (and I must say Japan- you did a pretty fucking good job at getting my looks right –winks-) and that I have fangirls ; w; YES! You people behind the computer screen! –Points- Anyways- I wanted to start this to prove to England I have a life other than answering to boring stupid E-Mail and answering my fangirls questions~ ;w; Hell- Maybe I'll get other countries to join! Anywho- I'll update these every week so like- I'll try and do as many possible when I can (Mostly during England's god awful speeches in the middle of those World Conference meetings… -_- Ugh…) and hopefully I get a bunch of my fangirls to ask me questions! –Winks- So,

Toodles~

-The-amazing-fucking-awesomer-than-Prussia- Alfred F. Jones

NOTE: Yaoi, Hetero or Yuri/Nyotalia is welcome here (As is any pairing of Hetalia~ I hate on nothing, even if on the inside I don't support it because I'm that kind of a person ;w; ) ! There isn't a question I won't answer! ; w; Hence the M Rating- But please don't get too lewd people ^^;; So- Reply to me with reviews and I will answer as everyone's loveliest (and sexiest –shot-) American~ I also don't own Hetalia~ Just so you know ; w;