Swirlywhirlynutcase: THIS IS NOT MY STORY! It is my friends but she doesn't want 2 get an account so is putting it up on mine.
What happened to Hogwarts?
Chapter 1
I love you Ron whispered Lavender, Ron turned bright red and snogged her. Harry turned away from his best friend and found himself looking into the eyes of the gorgeous Parvati. Over the last few years Parvati had turned into a beautiful woman. Her eyes were liquid brown and her long silky black hair hung down her back, it was rumoured that every boy in the year had asked her out but she hadn't accepted a single one.
'Harry' she murmured 'will you go out with me?'
Harry thought for a second this was a once in a lifetime experience, but he didn't want to upset Hermione. He sighed having reached his conclusion, Hermione was just too good a friend.
'No Parvati I can't.' 'Why not' she asked and snogged him gently on the lips.
'Umm' he didn't know Parvati was a great kisser but Hermione…
'Yer, sure.' He murmured in her ear. Parvati smiled. She had finally won the boy of her dreams. '
I'll meet you later' she said. 'In the astronomy tower.' She pulled Lavender off Ron and the girls went upstairs discussing the day's events.
LATER THAT EVENING-
Harry walked up to the Astronomy tower thinking of Parvati. The way her hair fell over her shoulders and her eyes like pools you could jump into. As he reached the top of the tower he saw Parvati she looked stunning she ran over to him and started kissing him. He stiffened. What about Hermione? Then he relaxed into her embrace. They entered the Astronomy tower and Parvati threw herself on Harry and they stated kissing passionately. It was a while before they noticed that they weren't alone. George and Lee were making out in one of the corners of the Tower.
'Eww! Gross! Said Parvati. 'Let's go and find somewhere more private Harry!' Harry glanced at the mismatched couple once more before they left hand in hand making there way to an abandoned classroom.
IN GRYFFINDOR TOWER-
Hermione stormed down the stairs into the common room. She spotted Fred hiding behind an armchair she ran towards him and slapped him hard on the cheek.
'What was that for Hermione?' Fred enquired.
'That' Hermione spat 'was for transfiguring my bed into that question.'
'What question?' Fred asked innocently.
The will you go out with me question Hermione growled at him.
'Well will you' asked Fred 'I am the only straight guy left, apart from Harry who is now going out with Parvati.'
'No!' Hermione screamed 'I will never in a million years go out with you! You're too stuck up your own ass!'
'Come on Hermione' Fed said grinning 'you love me really.'
'No Fred I hate you never speak to me again.' Hermione screamed and with a flick of her wand sent Fred zooming on his ass to his bedroom.
Harry and Parvati ran into an empty classroom.
I can't believe it, George and lee! Said Parvati.
'yeh' Harry replied not wanting to really think about it. Parvati moved closer to Harry and whispered in his ear
'I love you' Harry grinned and kissed her gently on the lips. They started making out and Parvati pushed Harry down on to a table and climbed on top of him. They continued snogging and enjoying each others company. 5 minutes later Ron wandered in with Lavender. Harry and Parvati broke apart regretfully and before Ron or Lavender could comment Parvati gushed
'We saw George and Lee making out in the Astronomy Tower. Ron looked as though he was going to die and he and Harry pulled faces at each other and Ron nearly fainted when Lavender said
'It is soooo gross; I used to have a crush on Fred!' 'I can't believe that' Parvati gurgled.
Lavender grinned and turned to Ron and whispered something in his ear which made him grin.
George turned to Lee 'was that Parvati and Harry?'
'Yer' Lee replied 'I knew she had this thing about him and he has finally realised his true feelings.'
'Well what do we care? We are happy together' said George and kissed Lee, at that moment Snape and his new boyfriend, Draco, walked in They started making out on the other side of the tower. George grinned and started eyeing up Snape. He was quite fit now and washed his hair every 5 minutes. Lee saw where his boyfriend gaze was and quickly snogged him before he could become more distracted.
Fred walked into the common room; it was empty apart from Hermione. He walked over to apologise. Hermione looked up and when she saw him there a plan entered her head. She snogged Fred gently on the lips and ran her finger through his hair. Fred looked shocked for a moment and then snogged her back his hands slipping under shirt. Hermione grinned and enjoyed the feeling then she remembered the plan and moved slowly towards the stairs. When she reached the stairs she broke the kiss and moved up the stairs to outside Fred's dormitory, she gave him a small beckon and went inside. Fred grinned; his hearts desire achieved and followed her up the stairs. As soon as Fred entered she jumped on top of him and cast a spell on him. Now when he saw Neville he would snog him she went down the stairs grinning to herself.
Neville entered the common room and sat down. Fred came up to him and snogged him. Neville jumped away from him and fell down the back of the sofa. Fred looked as thought he was going to jump on Neville and so Hermione quickly took the spell off. She hadn't liked it when Fred had snogged Neville, she couldn't be feeling for him could she?
(A/n) This story is just a bit of entertainment. Who should Neville fall for? Should Hermione fall for Fred/play anymore tricks on him? What should Parvati and Harry get up too? Thanx luv u. Plz review.