Superglue
a parody of "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down
AN: OK, this is a little weird. It's about a guy who's obsessed with buying glue, but every time he does, it comes alive and talks to him and gets all sticky all over him, but he can't seem to stop buying it. OK, it isn't a little weird, it's one of the weirdest things I've ever come up with. And I know not all the lines fit, so no flames, please. Here it is... ^_*
I took a walk around the store to ease my troubled mind
I left my shopping bag lying somewhere on the counter
I watched someone rob the store and steal my shopping bag
I feel there's nothing I could've done, yeah
I watched someone rob the store and steal my shopping bag
After all, I knew it had to be something to do with glue
I really don't mind if I get that bad back
As long as I get my glue, and it asks...
"If I get stolen, then will you still call me superglue?
Then, if I get returned, will you be there, letting me stick?
I'll keep you stuck on me with my super-sticking glue
Superglue..."
It gets stolen, it gets returned, but still it always sticks me down
I took for granted all the times I somehow couldn't move
It's stolen again, but that's OK, as long as I get that bag back
And when I get it, this is what it will ask...
"If I get stolen, then will you still call me superglue?
Then, if I get returned, will you be there, letting me stick?
I'll keep you stuck on me with my super-sticking glue
Superglue..."
a parody of "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down
AN: OK, this is a little weird. It's about a guy who's obsessed with buying glue, but every time he does, it comes alive and talks to him and gets all sticky all over him, but he can't seem to stop buying it. OK, it isn't a little weird, it's one of the weirdest things I've ever come up with. And I know not all the lines fit, so no flames, please. Here it is... ^_*
I took a walk around the store to ease my troubled mind
I left my shopping bag lying somewhere on the counter
I watched someone rob the store and steal my shopping bag
I feel there's nothing I could've done, yeah
I watched someone rob the store and steal my shopping bag
After all, I knew it had to be something to do with glue
I really don't mind if I get that bad back
As long as I get my glue, and it asks...
"If I get stolen, then will you still call me superglue?
Then, if I get returned, will you be there, letting me stick?
I'll keep you stuck on me with my super-sticking glue
Superglue..."
It gets stolen, it gets returned, but still it always sticks me down
I took for granted all the times I somehow couldn't move
It's stolen again, but that's OK, as long as I get that bag back
And when I get it, this is what it will ask...
"If I get stolen, then will you still call me superglue?
Then, if I get returned, will you be there, letting me stick?
I'll keep you stuck on me with my super-sticking glue
Superglue..."