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Sam stared at the shirt-less Balthazar. "W-what?"

"I have feelings for you." The angel repeated, his usual sarcasm missing.

Sam blinked, unsure of what to do. He had no idea where the angel's feelings had come from and he was hoping a witch's spell. He remembered falling asleep, he thought he'd woken up to find Balthazar in his motel room, but maybe it was just a nightmare. Sam really hoped it wasn't some dream telling him he had feelings for Balthazar.

Sam struggled to put his thoughts together but was distract as- OH God, please no! Sam prayed, since it looked like Balthazar was determined to make this a porno, since the belt was coming off.

"Balthazar wait." Sam stood up. "I'm flattered. Sort of. But I can't do this. I was with Gabriel-"

"But my bro's not here anymore." Balthazar replied.

Sam sniffled, the pain in his heart still fresh. "But, but he said he'd come back for me."

Balthazar sighed. "Sammy, you don't have to wait for him." He leaned forward, but Sam shoved him back, disgusted and furious.

Balthazar ended up by the door, watching Sam, in all his emo glory, get ready to have a break down. Just then a knock sounded at the door.

Sam pulled himself together remarkably fast. "Hello?"

"Pepsi max delivery." Was that supposed to be a Hungarian accent? Balthazar wondered. He didn't notice that Sam looked stunned. Then the door slammed into Balthazar and he knew no more.

Gabriel, wearing Pepsi Max gear, strolled into the room. If Sam wasn't too busy kissing the archangel he'd be glad he wasn't wearing that mustache.

"Easy there kiddo." Gabriel told him. "Told you I'd come back right?"

Sam nodded, trying not to have an emo moment.

Gabriel grinned. "Now how about a welcome back party." He shut the door with a snap of his fingers, and the two completely forgot about Balthazar.

Until several hours later he came to, in time to see Sam riding his brother. Which is a sight most fangirls would love to see. In fact Balthazar must have been a fan, considering the girlish scream he let out- oh, no that's horror. Balthazar bolt out that door so fast Sam and Gabriel didn't even have time to look over.

"Oops. Forgot about him." Sam muttered.

Gabriel blinked. "What did he- Damn it, Sam, right there-" He panted and shook his head. "Want?"

"What only you can get."

And that's how Balthazar learned not to hit on Gabriel's boyfriend.