WELCOME TO . . . .
TWILIGHT DARE!!
Who are our players tonight??
Bella, Edward, Jacob, Seth, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie, Emmett, Renesmee, and I (Hope) am your host!
Background info: I am a 479-year-old vampire, who has a mate named Nick (Human). I hang out with this other crazy vampire (who I taught not to drink humans, therefore obviously I don't myself) named Beatrice, and her mate, a young vampire named Joe.
In this Truth-or-Dare, Bella has been a vampire for nine years, and Renesmee is fifteen.
Me: NOW FOR THE DISCLAIMER!! waves hand around and banner appears in the air
I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS OR PLACES IN THIS STORY!! Except Hope.
And most of you here know the drill, I think! Just comment on which dares you want, and the PUNISHMENTS!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! laughs evilly
Edward: Gulp
Bella: Uh . . . Edward?
What is she thinking?
Edward: Uh . . . well, if you must know, if
we don't do the dares, she's going to make us do a punishment. So
it's—
Emmett: YOU MEAN WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE?? WE HAVE TO BE HERE??
Me: You bet!
Emmett: OR
WHAT??
Me: (pleasantly) Or my assistants waves hand and Jake,
Beatrice and Joe appear will rip you to shreds.
Emmett: I'd like to see them TRY!
Jake: scared
Me: Don't even think about touching Jake, he's only here for the show. But go ahead and try to get Beatrice or Joe.
Joe: YEAH BRING IT ON, ROCK-BRAIN!
Beatrice: Ssssssssure . . . .
Emmett: lunges at Beatrice
big cloud of dust, random exclaimations
HEY! OW! LEGGO! GET OFF OF ME YOU—OUCH! WHAT ARE YOU—HEY! LET GO OF HER! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEOUCH!
Everyone: . . . .
Cloud of dust clears, Beatrice sitting on Emmett, pinning him
Joe/Beatrice together: Easy.
Emmett: Pant pant.
Me: Emmett, sit back down. NOW WE SHALL BEGIN OUR TRUTH OR DARE!!
Beatrice: Who shall we start with evil grin
Alice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Everyone looks at Alice
Alice: Poor, poor Rosalie . . .
Rose: HA! What can THEY do to ME??
Joe: Rubs hands together Can I do it, Hope?
Me: NO.
Beatrice: Of course you can Joe. Glares at me
Me: You spoil him
Beatrice: And proud of it!
Jasper: Stage whisper She's crazy!
Emmett: Which one?
Jasper: Both, I think . . .
Me: Yes we are. Now that we're past the obvious . . . ROSE! COME ON UP!
Rose: Gulp Okay . . .
Joe: Okay. I dare you to . . . go up to Jake and kiss him on the cheek!
Rose/Jake: WHAT??
Rose: DO I HAVE TO??
Jake: DOES SHE HAVE TO??
Joe: Well, if you REALLY don't want to, you can always do the punishment . . .
Rose: Which is what?
Joe: Um . . . Go up to Seth and kiss him on the LIPS!
Seth: GROSS! I DON'T WANT TO KISS HER! No offense, Rose.
Rose: None taken, MUTT!
Seth: HEY!
Me: OKAY! Just . . . what are you going to do, Rose?
Rose: Urgh! FINE! stalks up to Seth and quickly kisses him.
Seth: BLECH!! drinks a gallon of water
Rose: BLECH!! drinks a moose
Seth: DOUBLE BLECH!
Me: That's it for the first dare! Leave comments with your name, "coven" or whether you're a nomad, and dare and punishment! Thank you all!
Nick: That was highly disturbing.
Me: What?
Nick: Watching the second most beautiful person I've EVER SEEN killing a moose and drinking its' blood.
Me: Oh shut up. You watch the first most beautiful person you've ever seen kill mountain lions every day!
Nick: But I'm used to that.
Me: Whatever. SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON TWILIGHT: DARE!!