I don't owe Gintama or any of the figures.
This is a cowriting by Okita Sogo og Sensaiiruka.
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"GIN-SAN!"a very hungry Kagura shout in the sleepy Gintokis ear. Ginm didn't even look up from his Jump magasin when he mumbled "What house is burning now?"
"I want breakfast" She said with tears in her eyes.
"You got some yesterday" Gin answered "Make yourself useful before ordering me around"
"If you don't bring me breakfast, I'll show Sarytobi you privat collection in your room"
Within 2 seconds he put the jump on the office table and on his out.
"What do you want for breakfast, Kagura-chan?"
"Chokolatechip Cookies!"
"No you are a little girl, so I'll bring you some more healty, what about Cereial?" (it's like kellogs...)
"No cookies!" Kagura said and huged her teddybear like a 5 year old girl.
"I'll bring you fruit"" said Gin and left before Kagura could say a word.
At the convienent store Gin automatacily turned for the cookie shelf - his breakfast.
"Which one should I try today?" was he thinking. "This is food for real men"
He took a large pack of chokolatechip cookies and went to the check-out.
And who was sitting at the chek-out in his local convienentstore? The useless dumpbag with sunglasses.
"Thisone please? Gin said and handed him the pack.
"Is this really your food? shouldn't you try some more healty food, Gin-san?"
"It's not for me, it's for Kagura"
"DO YOU GIVE THIS TO A LITTLE GIRL? FOR BREAKFAST?" Madao shouted "I can't sell you this, a little girl like her must have fruit or Cereial to become a real woman"
Gin was silent for a short while to consider what answer could free his cookies.
"I was trying to tell her that, but then she attacked me with all her strenght and tortured me for an hour, destroing my mind with all her evil fantasies that the foolish ninjagirl has taught her..."
Madao was looking confused but handed him the cookies.
"It's on me"
Gin left the shop without word.
Gin was sitting in the park eating his cookies. Besides him was a banapile.
Behind his there was a person standing in the shadows.
"I know you are there" Gin said tired. How much trouble did he have to go through before he could relax with his jump again?
"Then you know why I'm here too then" the shadow said with a male voice.
"Because of the prank in our fight last week I guess"
"How dare you destroy a fight about a woman between two men? You'r desgraise for your sex and don't deserve Otae!"
"Well since she's a terrible woman with a monsters strength and no talent in cooki..."
"Have dare you speak ill of your fiance?" she shadow shouted (still haven't guessed who he is?)
"My..." Gin said. "Do you really believe that lame story?"
"I'll do anything to get Otae!"
"Well I've heard she like flowers, there only bloom at the vestern side of Mount Black (in Italy...)"
Silence came after that sentence. When Gin turned his head to where Kondo were, he sow nothing.
"Did he believe that one too?"
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Thanks for reading ^^ The idear ond plot is by Sogo and the evilness and writing is by Iruka