Naruto squirmed on the ground as he tried to get himself lose from the ninja wire, only succeeding in making it entangle his body even more. The teen growled in frustration. Where did the wire even come from anyway? He had just been minding his own business, walking through the training ground on his way to the spot where he was supposed to meet Sasuke so they could spar.
Yes, Sasuke was still a Konoha nin but it had been a close call. Four years ago, Sasuke almost left the village to go to Sound but at the last minute he managed to pull his head out of his ass and chose to stay. He got in trouble of course, but it was only a lecture really and after the whole incident was over Kakashi trained them rigorously until the three literally collapsed. It worked, though, and now the 16-year-old chunnins could take on a special jounin and win.
However, that didn't make Naruto any less of an idiot and Sasuke any less of a bastard.
"Damnit." Naruto cursed as the wire wrapped tighter around his body. If only he could reach his kunai pouch…
"Usuratonkachi." Naruto turned to look up at the source of the voice and saw a very smug Uchiha holding one of the wires in his hand. "I can't believe you walked into such an obvious trap. Tell me, how did you become a chunnin again?"
"Teme! What the hell? Let me go!"
Sasuke smirked wider and a strange glint entered his eyes. He got on his hands and knees, his body hovering over the blonds as he looked down on him.
"Now why would I do that when I have you at my mercy?" Then he swooped down, kissing him heatedly.
Naruto moaned as Sasuke's tongue invaded his mouth. Their tongues caressed and fought and Sasuke's hands were touching him everywhere. Naruto pulled back, panting.
"You better not *pant* be thinking that you were going to bind me and take me in the training ground, teme."
Sasuke smirked. "That's exactly what I was thinking dobe."
The two didn't spar that day. Naruto, however, still walked away from the training grounds with a limp.