Twelve Days with the Marauders

Disclaimer: I hardly own anything, and certainly not Harry Potter.

Day One

It was a pleasant day at Hogwarts, one of those spring days that are lazy and just simply relaxing. But the day would not be relaxing for long…

"Hey, Prongs."

"What?"

"Have you got anything to do?"

"No."

"Dang. Moony!"

"What?"

"Have you got anything to do?"

"No!"

"Hey, Marauders!"

"What?"

"Let's think of something to do!"

"Uuuuugh…I'm trying to…"

"Study, yes, we know. But I don't care. Wormtail! Prongs! We need a plan." The other three boys groaned.

"What about twelve prank-filled days? Prank as much as we want, but we have to pull off the pranks by ourselves!" James whipped his head up, his eyes sparkling.

"Bring it on!" Remus groaned.

"Aww, come on, Moony! You know you want to! Wormtail, you're doing it too."

"Err…okay."

"No…"

"I have an Extra Large Caramel-Filled chocolate bar, from Honeydukes, that also has a layer of white chocolate on top…"

"Give it to me! I'll do it!"

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James walked up to Sirius.

"Padfoot! Just the person I was looking for!"

"What?"

"Crooked head!" Sirius blinked.

"…Wh-" Taking Sirius by surprise, James bundled Sirius into a sack, and, after stealing his wand, locked him into a soundproof closet. Now, to find Snivellus…

James laughed. This was going to be fun…

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"Hey, Snivellus."

"Pott-yeargh!" James shoved him into another sack. Then he shoved the boy into another soundproof closet (there were about fifty scattered throughout the whole castle). He now put the hair of one Sissy Vane into a vial of Polyjuice Potion, and poured it into a doggy bowl that was full of Firewhiskey. He now put the bowl into Sirius' closet (he would not be able to resist the drink) and after yanking out some of his hair too, James skipped off, to give the potion to Snivellus of course. As he whooshed by a poster, it fell to the floor. The words on it said:

For a dare, Sirius Black will be giving out free kisses! Be there, today, 8:30!

After the potion was given to Snivellus, James summoned Sirius and, checking there was nobody around, transformed and rode Sirius up the stairs to the Hufflepuff girl's dormitories. Then he dumped Sirius and went back for Snivellus.

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Severus Snape was stumbling along the corridor to the Gryffindor Common Room. Potter was behind, his wand prodding him in the back unpleasantly. Potter had given him two choices, either go to the Gryffindor tower as Sirius Black, or he would prank Severus relentlessly for the rest of the year. Severus had chosen the first option, thinking it would be the one that was best for him. He had no idea how bad it was…

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Sirius woke, in a dizzying state. There was a girl, who was wearing heavy mascara on her face, facing a mirror and putting on little star earrings.

"Sissy! We need to get there NOW!" Sirius was surprised. He got up.

"YES! Finally, let's go!" Before Sirius could do anything else, the girl had dragged him to the Gryffindor common Room. In front of it, there were scores and scores of girls. Then a lot of beeping ensured (the girls had set timers) and the girls shouted excitedly as the door swung open. Sirius gaped. There, sitting on the couch, was none other than himself. Him. "Sirius" looked very grumpy. Sirius wondered why. "Sirius" then turned to glare at James, who was smirking and leaning against a wall. Smirking? Sirius now remembered where he had seen that dastardly smirk last! Polyjuice Potion! Who was that, he wondered, as the girl dragged him up to the couch. Then Sirius was pushed, by the girl. To kiss "Sirius" on the mouth.

"EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!"

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James was sitting, very happily, on his bed. He was laughing. "Sissy", or Sirius Black, was just coming in.

"And you know what was the best bit? That "Sirius" was Snivellus!"

There was a muffled thump as Sirius fainted, halfway through knocking his head against a wall.

Awwww. Poor, poor Sirius.

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